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Granted. Now you have salmonella. I wish for a nice big glass of chocolate milk.

Granted, but you don't have any games for it. I wish for a job.

Granted but you get fired immediately. I wish

Granted but you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life and realize you no longer want to. I wish for Chipotle.

Granted but it's the wrong one. You joined the Communist Craptalk Center. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your motivation to do one thing stays with you for the rest of your life so you spend every minute of every day doing that thing over and over and over and over and over and over... I wish this thread didn't have SB notifications.

You get to go surfing. You're not told that the mighty Sharktopus is raging in the waters you decide to surf in though. I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

Granted, but it tries to kill you. I wish for a milkshake.

Granted, but it crashes and you die. I wish Forum Games posts granted gold.

Granted, you turn blue due to lack of air. I wish Reggie was my sister.

Granted, but you short circuit. I wish for apple pie

Granted, but you must complete your next game using nothing but an army of unevolved Magikarps. I wish for taquitos.

They come back to life and eat you up with spaghetti and chocolate syrup. I wish for 1 million dolla!

Great, now you never have to work again! Though, the consequence is that you don't get paid, and therefore get no food, shelter, water, or any of that other stuff that you can't live without, and ultimately end up dying a slow and horrifyingly painful death full of nothing but sheer torture. Oh...

Wish granted... Except you remain uneducated and live as a hermit for the rest of your life! I wish for SSB4

Granted, but Ganondorf becomes the most powerful being in existence. I wish I wasn't tired right now

Granted, but only the Generation V Pokémon can be found I wish for chocolate ice cream :)

Granted, except you end up being too crafty, and people begin taking you for granted. I wish it didn't have to winter this year.

Granted but... wait, what? I wish I was a girl wait, no I don't! I wish it didn't snow today

Granted, but the world comes closer to the end with every wish you make I wish TatlTails' wish came true

Granted, but it melted I wish I knew how to play the bagpipes

Granted, but they'll stay babies forever! I wish I had a laptop

Granted, except you can't leave the level... EVER!! I wish Earthbound was on the Wii Virtual Console

Granted, but you can never again stand still. Always moving I wish my school had more students

Granted. The world is now in pieces I wish my electric toothbrush was still working.

Granted, but you lost your legs (and your sanity) I wish my dog would stop meowing

Granted, but thievery takes over I wish I was better at coming up with wishes

He'll be reincarnated, but as a zombie I wish I didn't see that spider in my room this morning...