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Tsk, tsk, tsk. You forgot to post a wish Meta Pwn. Granted Enemy, but VM stands for Vicious Massacre. I wish I could make time pass quicker.

Granted, but that gold chunk is strapped to a bomb which explodes as soon as you see it, thus making you DIE. I wish that I had the power to make things DIE.

Granted, but the RADs kill you. I wish for a Gigantic Bomb.

Granted, but it's poisoned so poison gets all up in your bloodstream and makes you DIE. I wish I could beat Barba...

Granted, but I don't know what a pomegrenede is so it explodes in your face. I wish I was a more skilled gamer.

Is that even possible? Anyways, granted but Chuck Norris destroys them. I wish level grinding in RPGs wasn't as tedious.

Granted, but it doesn't matter because a theif comes into your house and steals it. I wish I was a Hero from Final Fantasy. 'DOH, NINJA'D! Granted, but the pie has acid filling and the second you take a bite, it burns right through you and kills you.

Well, ZF, I'll grant your previous wish because it hasn't been corrupted yet. Granted, but you are blamed for dealing drugs instead. I wish for a Life Shroom.

Granted, but everything else is absolutely pathetic and ZW spells the downfall of Zelda. I wish Nintendo would incorperate realistic cel shading in Zelda Wii as the graphical style. 'DOH, NINJA'D! Granted, but then Ganon takes your i-Pod and beats you senseless with it.

Granted. It contains no evil, but rather it contains annoying monkeys who burst out of it and destroy your stuff. I wish I could go to Johto and have a real Pokemon adventure. 'DOH, NINJA'D! Granted, but instead you get nothing but Dora the Explorer movies and stuff like that.

Granted, but as soon as you unbox it you find a colony of acid spitting, flesh and metal and plastic eating ants that spit acid on your face and eat you alive! I wish I had a green floppy hat that can store infinite amounts of stuff inside.

Granted, but you become so addicted to Roll Goal that you forget to eat, sleep, and do things that you must do which eventually leads to a slow painful death. I wish I could post YouTube videos and good quality game footage. 'DOH, NINJA'D! Granted, SuperSilly, but you get sucked in and...

Granted. But as soon as the hit the pan, they burst into flames and burn down your house. I wish to become a true American hero: a postman!

Granted, but it ruins the fun of the game. I wish I could play Four Swords legally.

Granted, but nobody trusts you because you have the powers of two incredibly dangerous demons and you have no friends and your family disowns you. I wish I people would realize that 3-D isn't good for absolutely EVERYTHING.

Granted, but I am the one who rubs your lamp and you are unable to corrupt my wishes. I wish I could go to Hyrule on vacation.

Granted, but you sneeze while shooting one and accidentally hit yourself with it. I wish GameFreak would've kept the slots in HG/SS.

Granted, but you're caught up in the Great Ninja War and die. I wish for a Magical Rod.

Granted, but it's all spent on work and you get even less time for Zelda Dungeon. I wish I had a Magic Wand.

Darn, so many ninjas! First athenian got ninja'd, then me by him, and now you by me! What are the odds?! Anywho, granted, but that's because YouTube died. It hasn't been corrupted yet so... I wish I could find the dedication to train my Pokemon.

Granted. Your knee does not hurt because you are dead. I wish I had could find the dedication to train my Pokemon. Darn. Ninja'd by a guy who apparently also got ninja'd. Granted, but the bag is so huge you can't carry it and when you open it to mine for the coins, you get crushed by the...

Granted, but you only get a millisecond more of sleep. I wish I had a free PS3 to play Final Fantasy XIII on.

Granted, but then it gets incredibly boring. I wish I could get a copy of Final Fantasy IV for DS with the original instruction booklet, original box, and game completely intact.

Granted, but it's rabid and alive and usurps your possision. I wish my little sister would stop being so violent towards me.

Granted, but next year on your birthday you find yourself in a tower near a tropical island and you have to wear really unfitting clothes for the weather and your little sister gets kidnapped by a giant bird. I wish for my sister to stop annoying me so much. Darn, I got ninja'd by a person...

Granted, it amuses people so much they blow up laughing and the entire site dies forever. I wish Spring Break was two weeks long.

Granted, but they're alive and try to kill you. I wish Nintendo would make the 3DS well enough to make me like the no glasses 3D movie effects.

Granted, but means we are all in incredible boredom until the universe destroys itself. I wish I could demolish buildings without getting in trouble.

Granted, but it's horrible and makes Nintendo go bankrupt. I wish Microsoft and Sony wouldn't blatantly copy Nintendo's ideas and pass them off as their own *cough*PlayStation Move and Project Natal*cough cough*

Granted, but the tension between you and your fellow cast members is so high, they all end up stabbing you with a knife repeatedly unttil you're dead while you're taking a shower. I wish I had a a Magical Boomerang.

Granted, but the difficulty goes downhill lower than that of a first grade educational game and it completely ruins the game. I wish I had a slushy. 'DOH NINJA'D! Granted but you end up laughing so hard you die because you think the concept is incredibly silly and stupid. Use my wish...

Granted, but Nintendo broke many laws with the game and they get sued by a lot of people, meaning no more Nintendo gaming. I wish my stomach ache would go away.

Granted, but aliens come to harvest your brain and you can't enjoy it. I wish pollution didn't exist ever.

Granted, but the only thing they edit for is to insert obscene amounts of spam. I wish tomarrow would come so I could start working on my fan fic...

Granted, but said turtle is the one Gekko rides atop and they kill you. I wish I had ninja powers like Saria like the rest of my kin.

Granted, but Ganon rises and kills Link, thus going on to corrupting and ruling it the way he wanted to. I wish the human computer evolution (of us into human/computer hybrids) would come soon so I could become part computer.

Granted, but it turns out Hylian Knights have a lot more work than you thought, and you go crazy from the obscene amount of work you must do. I wish I had a lvl 4 sword with which to destroy the fifty character limit.

Granted but said Link is depicted in a few ways that I would be breaking the rules by detailing, and you get permabanned for it. I wish I could figure out where to start my fanfic.

Granted, but it's horrible and thus it condemns the series to be labeled as the most horrible books to pass for entertainment to date. I wish I could go into games and be Link when playing a Zelda game.

Granted, but instead it bursts into flames. I wish I could get a DSi that had shoulder buttons that wouldn't wear out in less than a year.

Granted, but you just created a wild time paradox and shut down the universe because it had to perform an illegal operation to do both. I wish for one million dollars (in a single bill!).

Granted, but all our pollution on land ends up destroying us all on the sea and the Earth is rendered a dead planet again. I wish aliens came to earth to help us to destroy our filthy dependance on fossil fuels and other polluting sources of energy.

Granted but then I take it for a spin, crash it, kill it, but teleport out unscathed with you still making payments. I wish info on Pokemon Generation V would be announced soon.

Granted but then Vaati turns you to stone and sucks the Light Force out of you because you emulated him. I wish I could remember SOMETHING about the original Pokemon Gold and Silver versions.

Granted but then Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aonuma fly off into the Forest and no longer get involved with Zelda, the next game flops, and then it becomes a series everyone hates and has no respect for. I wish I had a real working lvl 2 Roc's Feather.

Granted but that makes it much worse than Phantom Hourglass and Majora's Mask. I wish Majora's Mask wasn't such a weak Zelda game...

Granted but it is radioactive and you die from RAD (measure of radioactivity) poisoning. I wish I had the power to shoot lazer beams from my Master Sword replica.

Granted but then four renegade multicolored Links come to your house and take all the money, then seal you in the Four Sword. I wish I was the Hero of Time.

Granted but that means you are the psychic one and ghosts and demons come to your to kill you in your sleep. I wish I was a Warrior of the Darkness.

Granted but you had previously been ambushed and assaulted with glue and feathers and now she thinks you're a giant cucco. I wish I had a Noble Sword.