Granted, but the spirit sealed within the puzzle turns on it's owner and you die an horrific death.
I wish for the G, T, and Veronica-virus would combine.
Granted, but when it becomes time to learn Kanji (the ones that look like Chinese symbols), your brain will implode as it tries to memorise stroke order...
I wish for a golden loftwing.
Granted, but as soon as you take a bite out of that pie, the filling goes mouldy.
I wish for the ability to make pigs fly (without the use of the power bracelet).
Granted, but it takes the remainder of your natural life and most of your afterlife to achieve any results.
I wish for a frog choir to sing me "Manbo's Mambo".
Granted, but due to both an error and a breakdown in communicatons, you get the wooden variety (Stake).
I wish for Falcore, the Luck Dragon from The Neverending Story.