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Granted but it's only in this post I wish PewDiePie would put out his final part for Anna sooner

Granted but it only comes back for a week I wish I hadn't stopped posting in this thread for 3 months

Granted but then it becomes normal I wish for fish in my fish wish dish

Granted but Pokemon don't exist I wish I could liquefy toast

Granted but it disappears for everyone else I wish that I could survive by drinking juice

Granted but I wished they came back to life I wish that I could fire eye beams of chocolate

Granted but now your grammer sucks worse I wish I didn't have to pay for Warped Tour tickets

Granted but all the money is a single penny I wish the cake wasn't a lie

granted but it's the fools type I wish that I wasn't forever alone right now.......:(

O.oummmm....granted but you slowly become a fem-bot (Austin Powers reference) I wish I could have a conversation with my cat

Granted but there're no hand underneath I wish that my toast toasted toast

Granted but I can only respond to this message I wish that I had Warped Tour tickets now

Granted but now they are obsessed with tellytubbies I wish that the super bowl adds would come on.

Granted but every time you sneeze an infant 3 or younger dies. I wish I could have that signatures pie^

Granted but the strain proves to be too much on your brain and the psychokinetic powers are released from your countrol causing everything to be launched into outer space at high speed.

Granted but you realize that pretty soon this wish won't matter because your puny life will be over when the Flying Spaghetti Monster takes over I wish that my granted wish above made sense

Granted but these wishes only allow you to wish for very mediocre tasting grape jelly. I wish that Trolls were not so hungry.

Granted but they're not really yours and they're not very little either. I wish that my downloads would go faster than light.

Granted but the knowledge is too much power and you fall into a coma I wish that someone would corrupt my wish about wanting Air Treks to be real with a funny and more original response.

Granted but when this is corrupted it isn't because this is a paradox that can't ever be solved and will inevitably cause the world to impload on itself. I wish that I had Air Treks like the characters in Air Gear so that I could do awesome tricks and go everywhere at 60 miles per hour.

Granted but all reply now look the same as this one so you don't know what's what. I wish that coffee came in rasberry coco flavor

Granted but your Sand Witch becomes a sandwich and you're are forced to eat it I wish that I could see the souls of Emerald Nuts

Granted but your mouth is a masochist and starts pleading for them. I wish that jelly was able to give me super powers.

Granted but I infact didn't. I wish that we all lived in a yellow submarine.

Granted but when you appeared in Viridian forest a trainer said "Pfft, I don't want this!" and caused you to faint and eventually die due to lack of medical treatment. I wish that was Nomadic Trooper from Fire Emblem

Granted but you decide to immitate her style of dress and and are labeled deranged and psychotic I wish that my head phones had internet access so that I could listen to grooveshark while on the go.

Granted but now that everyone one is unopinionated they see every other person as simply a pile of flesh and we start living in the Matrix. I wish that I had the ability to have Inception-like dreams.

Granted but the app was glitched and all you can catch are magikarp that can't evovle no matter what I wish I had more music

Granted but now you can only speek in random giberish rhymes similar to the one you made I wish that my homework was already done

Granted but it was your only wish I wish for fish on my fish wish dish

Granted but I coded it as invalid and sent it to 4chan I wish that this wish was a wish.

Granted but once you got you, in fact, didn't really want a cinnamon bun. Instead you wanted a blueberry muffin. I wish that my essay didn't have to be so long.

Granted but instead of touching the ground you fell for all eternity I wish I could see Panic At The Disco live

granted but people found out and exciled I wish I had a donut

Granted but you weren't allowed to play. I wish my cat wasn't so needy

Granted but I came and stole it for myself because I want one to. I wish that I was in a band with Austin Carlile

Granted but your copy is scractched so bably it can't play (ehehehe) I wish I had a master sword (PS. Good night)

granted but now he can destroy you with his overlord powers I wish I was an overlord too.

Fine but you just ran out I wish I could get a my very own Nyan Cat

Granted but 75 year olds are as stupid as 10 year olds I wish that I was a Pie

Okay but now we spend trillions of dollars on canned spam I wish my cats could talk to me.