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  1. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but the island is only 1 foot long and wide and is filled with zombies I wish i had a dolphin named fish
  2. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it's reindeer chocolate, fresh from the stable! I wish i wish for a dish of fish
  3. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted it gets cancelled due to religious fundamentals Why does swimming mean no talking. Wish my wishes wouldn't corrupt
  4. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you wish you knew what to wish for in case your wish is wishless in this wishless society of wishful thought. Wish i could swim T.T
  5. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you wish for a fish but alas that fish is a wish and therefore non existent I wish for the blood of a million mortals OH AND KRAGOR
  6. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it's sub-par and costs 30000 to purchase. Wish i could monitor the life of a lemming.
  7. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you suck so bad that level 1 AI can beat you rendering it almost pointless to play I wish i had nacho's and cheese raining down in a fiery hell killing all but me, doing no harm to me and they taste awesome.
  8. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    granted but you've become the genie. wish i had money
  9. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted now you start working and discover how to create a stable nuclear fission reactor which then kills you due to the radiation. I wish for chicken
  10. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you start making minor progress when the game crashes and will not start up again. I wish i had an infinite pile of shotgun shells that would fire at what i'm aiming at and not do any harm to me.
  11. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted your food has become sentient and determined to eat you. uses shotgun on Fangirls I wish i had more shotgun shells that'd fire and actually do something deadly to those shot at and not at me
  12. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you've been put in a full body cast for the next 9 years Wish people did't hate me
  13. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you lose every fight and are an incompetent jedi, you soon die to a stormtrooper. I wish people would stop hunting me and just join the Cult
  14. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it ignores your commands and destroys you perpetuating your never ending life death cycle.... Poor you I wish people would follow the might Vix'thra THE UNDYING LORD OF BLOOD
  15. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted now you have school Sunday as well as the rest of the weak. I wish i could destroy my enemies and turn them into Tortillas
  16. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you've become Super Soul Turtle Soup which i drink regaining my Well of Souls :P I Wish that no one could corrupt this wish.
  17. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Ghirahim appears and rejects you and licks your dog instead I HAVE MY ULTIMATE POWER, FROCE YOU GAVE ME MY WISH MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't need no corrupted wish thread i can grant me own wishes now :P Also i wish Froce was a turtle :P
  18. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but now you are trapped in a never ending cycle of death and your memories will stretch on shaping each new future of yours (i did state nothing Bad, **** flavored icecream is bad) I wish i had a well of souls................. You don't need to know why
  19. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but now all they do is have electrifying sex destroying all electronics in a 3 mile radius. Hmmm dunno what to wish for, i am truely immortal and able to kickstart wars as i please..... I WISH FOR INFINITE ICE CREAM THAT CANNOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER
  20. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted now you have a synthesizer that sounds like an Ocarina badly carved in wood. (also that's not a curse to me :P, I GOT MY WISH IN TRUTH AND CORRUPTED) I wish i had A Pizza that'd Regenerate, never rot not change not even able to harm and me to always enjoy pizza
  21. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but now your ocarina summons the smell of a thousand farts killing you with the fumes slowly and agonizingly I wish i wasn't allergic to anything and could just be truly immortal
  22. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but the Ocarina is an octave too high making everything sound like a whining cat and each song will set you on fire. I wish i wasn't allergic to chocolate.
  23. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you've been mistaken for a normal apple and thrown in a cider press, your blood has been squeezed of blood which now ferments with the cider and your discarded corpse fed to pigs. Somehow i'm okay with the Chocolate and Eels.... Wish the eels didn't harm me in any way
  24. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you lack the funds to be able to own these devices and they will only last five minutes before dying. I wish for ULTIMATE CHAOS.... in the form of a golden apple.
  25. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you are taken to the realm of tolkien but unfortunately it's the age of man, everything interesting has happened all they do now is work in offices. I wish for Chaos
  26. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but now you sneeze around everything, each sneeze causing agony. I wish i had a spoon to eat my Tardis Soup with.
  27. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it only speaks in a language you don't understand while simultaneously insulting you each time you attempt to change it's language I wish my Tardis was bigger on the Inside but the RIGHT size on the outside.
  28. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you are a millimetre high and can only spit fire when you've eaten your most hated food. I wish my Tardis was bigger.
  29. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you become horrible distorted by the things you view and the fact you travel through time with nor protection, over time you literally become a time zombie hell bent on killing your prior self to stop this horrible existence I wish i had a Tardis
  30. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, you can now fly but unfortunately you can only fly downwards Dammit you twisted my wish now i was my last wish was corrupted not twisted
  31. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, your sandwich turns to ash in your mouth. I wish my radio didn't work T.T
  32. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you now need to breather pure hydrogen to survive I wish my shotgun was actually useful
  33. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it's actually PYrite and thus absolutely worthless Wish i had a shotgun
  34. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it was made by Stephen Hawking I wish that for once my sister wasn't a stupid Cow
  35. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    You 3DS downloads properly but your battery will always die before it finishes downloading. Wait how can i die? I am undead as well as the grim reaper? Wish i had rust remover.
  36. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it only ever happens when you are in the bathroom I wish i had a steel rod for a spine
  37. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you become a leathersack of bones. I was my BUTT WAS MADE OF GOLD, no metal plate T.T
  38. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    granted but you can never defeat sans I wish i had a gold plated butt
  39. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it breaks after five mins of use. I wish my satanic pie didn't harm me in anyway whatsoever.
  40. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but you die instead of your parents. I wish.... no actually i don't to wish :P I have Midas Touch and i am undead as well as the grim reaper.... I am basically immortal now MWUHAHAHAHAHA.... but.... I wish i had satanic pie
  41. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    You get it and a family incompetent care who sin sometimes, you also lose the hand and end up eaten by bats. I wish I was free from my slavery
  42. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but your accomplice is an idiot child and you are destroyed by a evil blond haired girl. I wish i was the Grim Reaper.
  43. Jirohnagi

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    Granted you are now a spectral duck that haunts people and makes fart noises. I wish i was the most unnoticeable person ever.
  44. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but they turn on you making you a mere shadow of yourself. I wish One hand could turn things to gold and the other into pepperoni pizza.
  45. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but the only tech you gain is how to make a shell I wish gold didn't kill me (In all technicality my last wish shoulda cleared that up but meh corrupt a wish n all)
  46. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted you then become a pig beast slain by new link I wish i could process gold.
  47. Jirohnagi

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    Granted but they Crush you flat. I wish i wasn't gold anymore and my golden touch didn't work on me anymore.
  48. Jirohnagi

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    You get your wish but they then turn into thousands of tiny yapping dogs that have the abilities of piranha. I wish i hadn't been burned but was still alive and well with my midas touch
  49. Jirohnagi

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    You get your squid amiibo but have sold your wii U to get a damaged amiibo I wish for Midas' Touch.
  50. Jirohnagi

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it dies less than a minute later. I wish for Edam Cheese that will eternally renew itself and never spoil or suffer any misfortunes but can cause them to people i dislike as i eat the cheese.
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