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"...It is certainly more credible to cultivate the earth for the sustenance of man than to be the confidant, and sometimes the accomplice, of his vices; which is the profession of a lawyer... the employments of a prosperous farmer, if they were not more honorable, they were at least a happier...

They're like roaches! Sick, demented, cheese flavored roaches! -Mr. Lunt, The Pirates who Don't do Anything

Watching a WWII movie, a captain is chewing out one of his soldiers for doing something dumb, the soldier talks back and the captain says "That's bull****! But it's good bull****."

"He's as balmy as a moonstruck fool on Midsummer Night Eve. But then everyone is, in one way or another." -Angela the herbalist, Eldest

Some quotes from Detective Pikachu: "You're a hallucination." "You're a hallucination!" "News flash: [All Pokemon] are cute!" "That stuff I put in my nose. No, not like that, it was a gas!" "He's going down hard. He shoulda worn a helmet. I hope he lives." "That's a great fifth option...