You know you're addicted to Zelda when you plan to dress up as Link for Halloween for the third year in a row and say "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" before giving a hand full of candy to each kid.
You know you're addicted to Zelda when...
You draw Link on your arm in permanent marker.
You try to use a small candle to burn down a tree in hopes of finding a moblin with rupees.
You sell your car for a horse.
You ask where they keep the frozen cucco at the super market.
You make up a...