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Of course he does. He's a smart rooster. :3 Why is the rum gone?

Because he is. Why am I so weird? :lol:

Because it isn't fun being mature. What is love?

Because you didn't hang it up until it was wet. Why aren't two snowflakes the same?

No....:puppy: Why does Weegee stare into your soul?

A pinch of salt, three teaspoons of chopped onions, and cup of love and four heaping pounds of freshly ground Beeker. ...O.o Is this a smart question?

You see, for vampires, teeth double as straws. Why couldn't a werewolf turn into a werewolf on a sunny day instead of a full moon?

Yes, because they taste delicious. In fact I just ate one now :9 Why don't we fall up instead of down?

Because I am not posting an answer. Why am I not posting an answer?

It isn't just your school. The world's full of them. Why am I still awake?

Because it's yummy bacon(Oh, by the way, it's MY bacon :)) Why do people love bacon so much?

You had a dream you ate it. Who's awesome?

Because ghosts are a valuable part of your diet. You should eat at least 6 ghosts a day. Why is the sky grey and not blue? I was told it was blue...

ANYTHING. How can I become a good singer?

Because the 90's are AWESOMME. Nuff said. Why am I prone to failure?

No because that wouldn't be fun would it?:lol: Why do leaves change colour?

I do, but I'm not saying. Unless I get a cookie and a pony. Why can't time go faster?

We haven't tested it yet. Wait another 20 years or so, ok?:D Where can I find a pretty gold triangle that can give me powers?

It's very cool. Would you listen to the voices in your head?

Right there. See? *points* NINJA'D. What do you see?

No, you bake him a cake and throw him a party, then kick him out. What has happenned to me?D:

Because every other date was booked. Why does the moon have a face?

Yes. Can I have some waffles and a cupcake?

The butler. No worries, he'll get to it. Will you sing with me?

Only if it doesn't maul you to death first. If I fall down a chasm, will I return to the top unharmed?

No. Hey, learn something new everyday, right? Do you know the song to summon the magical unicorn?

To convey emotion to the world:) If you fall through that hole right there? where would you end up?

It's Rainbow coloured! So pretty :love: Where am I again?

Because we need something to do a huge musical number to. Will someone randomly start a huge dance sequence with me?

No, I'm just a fan. I'm cool!(get it?)...I made a lame joke:facepalm:. Will you become a fan too?

NO! Whole world. Mine.'Nuff said. Ninja'd:(. Okay, fine CSD.:D Will someone take care of the monster hiding tin the basement?

Send in your army of walking peanuts. Do you mind if I take over the world?

Because if you don't, the army of insane monkeys will chase you. I'm thinking of a number between one and five.What is it?

Turtle. I have something in each of my hands behind my back. What one do you choose?

Under your pillow. Can you help me find my brain? I seem to have lost it.

Because I decided to sqiush it. Where am I?

They're not short, they're just vertically challenged. Why is that purple dinosaur running towards me?

Because it's impolite to share. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Because they wanted their name to not rhyme with any other word. What's that?

A Beeker :) What will happen when pigs fly?

YES! Do you like my jar of dirt?(begins singing like Jack Sparrow)

Because it feels good. Why did the Cucco cross the road?:cucco:

Because sunglasses make you look cooler. Why me?

Because they never earned their wings. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it sure is boring around here. Why is it when there is thunder, there are angels bowling?

Because you're a random person. What kind of random question should I ask?

Because you felt like it. Where did I leave my cheese again?

Yes. WHY WOULDN'T THEY? Why can't I see a pirate movie?

Because they couldn't be purple:( Why is there someone staring right in front of me?

Because they don't like them making sounds when they fall. Is this really happenning?