Read bottom to top. Animal Crossing is a serious game series.
Azure Sage:
and here you thought animal crossing was a baby game. YOU WERE WRONG!
Azure Sage:
he uses his privelege to give power back to the citizens
Azure Sage:
tom nook is literally the one fixing the system
twilitfalchion...
6:33 PM - Satan: i'll grant you amazing 200cc skills if you sell me your soul curm uwu
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: even jesus needs a miracle to win at 200cc
6:33 PM - TheRizardon: no
6:33 PM - Curmudgeon: is anyone?
6:33 PM - Satan: no
6:33 PM - Azure Sage: is he good at 200cc
6:32 PM - Satan: jesus...
2:03 PM - Mases: Get The **** Out
2:03 PM - Azure Sage: huh don't you mean dorksiders
2:03 PM - Mases: Thou shall not talk poorly of Darksiders
2:02 PM - Mases: hmm
i had to do it
1:27 PM - Azure Sage: lmao
1:27 PM - Wolf Sage: whoops lol
1:26 PM - Trio the Punch: DAMMIT WOLF YOU SCREWED UP MY ORDER!
1:26 PM - Azure Sage: Witherspoon transforms anthropomorphic flatulents
1:26 PM - Trio the Punch: What a tasty fistula!
1:25 PM - Wolf Sage: Where are the fellas? :`v`:
1:19...
Pikachu might even be the next Sherlock Holmes :O
So what I gathered from this was that sunburn gives hickies to aloe lobsters for hours and that Atty is hot.