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Granted, but humanity rebels against you for being so emo. I wish I had some cake.

Granted. That wish was innately corrupt, and therefore cannot be corrupted further. I wish that I had a Wii.

That's the joke :P Granted, but they're rules from a really buggy video game and you find yourself unable to complete any type of task. I wish it would stop raining.

Granted. But you didn't ask for any air. Nobody remembers to ask for air.... I wish that the temperature would stop changing so rapidly.

Granted, but the thread becomes mobbed and you can't say a word without being brutally ninja'd. And I was just noticing that, but I'm about done for the night anyway. I wish someone else would take my place in having a one-on-one conversation here with Atsuma :P

Oh, that's going to be hard to corrupt. I mean, it's easy enough to grant but...... Okay, I wish for the internet to crash.

I'll...... think about it. I suppose it's hard to come up with a nickname within the context of the acronym that makes up my username anyway.

Granted, but you discover tons of gaping plot holes which destroy your love of the series. I wish I had some food. Within arms reach, that is.

There are worse signatures. Anyway, I've inherited the wish you neglected to use. I wish I had an easier time sleeping.

Granted. She snores very loudly. I wish for an idea for a signature.

Granted, but it's a real d-bag. Like, a huge one. I wish that my stepmother wouldn't make obligations to me and then break them at such a late time that I can't arrange for someone else to take them on.

sorry......D:D:D: I wish I weren't such an awful person.

Granted, but that single act has changed your username to *********** :P I wish I didn't feel so bad for saying that.

Granted, but without limitations you can't seem to take yourself away from the monitors. Your grades plummet as all of your relationships crumble due to your obsession with the internetz. I wish I had a bagel. Simple wish for a change. Wait, I was ninja'd by someone who was ninja'd. Where the...

Granted, now you have an exam on the entirety of human existence. You're expected to go into extreme detail. I wish my analysis would write itself.

Granted, but the knowledge is so enlightening that you curse yourself for not realizing it earlier, and fall into a deep depression as a result. I wish I didn't have so much crap in my room.

Granted, but the bug survives and is pretty ticked off at you. I wish I was more organized.

GRAWR enemytracker forgot to make a wish! I guess I'll just go twice. I wish that I didn't have to eat or sleep.

Granted, but you have to go to a work camp instead. I wish I didn't get tired.

Granted. Now they're fighting on your bed. I wish I didn't feel self-conscious driving a Prius.

Granted. Oh, did you want an air supply? You should have spoken up, I'm not a mind reader.... I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted, but you also adopt a postman's work ethic. The kind of work ethic that doesn't allow you to run away from certain death. I wish I had one of those games where you tilt the box around and try to get the balls to stay in one specific place. Actually, I just wish I knew the name of such a...

Granted. Now they're on your face. I wish I had a less distracting work enviorment.

Granted, now you're allergic to everything but pollen. I wish my eyes didn't get itchy during allergy season.

Granted. Apparantly Majora and Fierce Deity once owned a small business but Majora muscled FD out once business started picking up, creating the centuries old feud between them. I wish the scene after TP's first jousting match wasn't so overdramatic.

Granted, but all of the people in your public school move into your home, and are thus part of your home-schooling. I wish for donuts, I guess.

Granted, but you're inside a greenhouse. I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but it turns you into stone, and there aren't any pokémon around to cry you back to life. I wish I could come up with wishes easier.

Granted, but it's something like "The Legend of Zelda:Link's Big Poo-bah". I wish that I could choose my own book to read in English rather than the archaic and tired texts we're assigned to read.

Granted, but you can't fly them. They're just out there in the background with no explanation as to why they're there. I wish the magic meter would come back in Zelda Wii.

Nope, I already granted that MK9. Looks like you got ninja'd yet again.

Granted, but Pokémon are out now, so you're too embarrased to show them off. I wish I was ninja-proof. EDIT: Oh, how ironic. I get ninja'd when I wished I was ninja proof.

Granted, but the flaming koala makes its rounds again and eats your TV. I wish that Amazon didn't hopelessly screw up every order I make with them.

Granted, but that flaming koala from earlier eats your Game Boy. I wish I could get more than six hours of sleep tonight.

Granted. We live in a perfect world, but it's boring. I wish people would stop trying to come up with "clever" ways to make their wishes uncorruptible.

Granted, but it suddenly becomes popular to have short hair I wish I had cake. RAWRGGGGRAWARARAGARAGARAWG ninja'd

I have no idea why but this put me in hysterics :D Anyway, granted, but it all of the other characters are too intimidated to fight anymore. I wish it were July so I wouldn't have to worry about the ACT, AP tests, SAT 2 subject tests, regents, etc.

No. I wish that everyone would understand that I rejected his wish to preserve the space-time continuum. RAWRGGGG I've been ninja'd. Anyway, granted. Your birthday was better. But now no other birthday can ever measure up, and you have nothing to look foward to. I wish that I was ninja-proof.

Granted. A flaming koala just flew in through your window and is proceeding to devour all of your prized possessions. Bored? ;) I wish spring break didn't end today.

Granted, but Okami is actually smaller than the ark. I wish I knew what peahats95 was referring to.

Granted, but everyone overidolizes you, to the point where they break into your house and watch you as you sleep (and I meant to write "I wish I could have pie") I wish that the internet wasn't such an easy place to get into an argument.

Granted, but everyone else in the world is just as smart, so nobody notices. I wish I could pie.

Granted, but you become so enveloped within your fan fic that you begin to think that it's reality and are incarcerated in an asylum. Crap, forgot a wish. Ummm...... I wish Metroid Prime 2 wasn't so friggin difficult. Crap again. I've been ninja'd.

I'll grant both, Jmonkey71's Wii will explode and everyone will see Epwna's ritual with the lemur.

Granted, but everyone else forgets how to read. I wish the spellcheck function on my browser would work.

Granted, but the bill rips I REALLY wish my MM game would stop freezing.

Hah, easy. Nothing good ever happens either. I wish that Zelda Wii won't have motion controls that force me to move off my couch.

Granted. It's nothing. I wish that the Great Sea were just a tad smaller.

Granted, but now he's a pervert I wish you didn't have to wait until you got the Master Sword to explore the entire overworld of TP

Yikes. My bad. Umm.... I wish I could find my DS charger