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(No!! I hate milk!!!) Granted, but it was shipped by FedEx and comes torn and ripped and jostled. I wish I would stop having back pains.

Granted, however, they just stop working completely. I wish I was no longer lactose intolerant.

Granted, however it had gone bad days ago and is currently infested with pests and maggots. I wish that my wish didn't get corrupted. (Interested to see what someone says to this one!!)

Granted, but now all the inhuman things they say are directed at you and even though they hold themselves to account they receive no punishment. I wish I could listen to music on youtube while on a different tab on my iPad.

Simply granted. I can relate and I don't want to corrupt it. I hope things get better for you. I wish I never got full.

Granted, but everything else that's green turns autumn colors as well, ruining your favorite outfit, and also makes your gf dump you (b/c she loves green but is now mad at you for taking it away) and your parents disown you b/c they like green too and people are pressuring them about it. I wish...

Granted, but the cookies are stale, the oats are hard, and the chocolate's spoiled.

Granted, but you're self-absorbed. I wish I could stop being confused about something...

Granted, you can never sit down again and are too tired to do anything. I wish my braces wouldn't make my gums itch.

Granted, it gets attacked by parasites. I wish I had armor like Sage Harpuia.

Granted, but I'm always better than you. I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Jokes on you... wait, no, it's not- Joke's on me because bad memories were brought to mind. To Chevy: Granted, but they look ugly and you get made fun of. I wish I could pick colors better.

Darknut's: Granted, but you can now speak to animals. Echolight's: Granted, but now you have social anxiety. Chevy's: Granted, but it breaks down within two days. I wish I could make two wishes at once.

(Funny because I am having that same dilemna right now, chevs. Not being able to pronounce it, I mean.) Granted, but you find you have already finished it. I wish I could eat more things.

Granted, but you suddenly turn 90 and get old and wrinkly. I wish I knew what DNA stood for.

Granted, but you get seriously injured by a pokemon who can't control its powers. Snaked Granted, but the person breaks their promise and makes it horrible. I wish I knew how to do more things.

Granted, but my wishes are sucky and you can't corrupt them. I wish I was less competant.

Granted, but you forget what it is and what it does and can no longer use it.

I wish that I had twin lazer swords.

Granted, but it smells putrid and you get allergic reactions to something there.

Granted, but now you have no other books to read. I wish my friend would let me date his sis at some point.

Granted, but your stay is shortened. I wish my bitter rival would quit being so annoying.

Granted, but the future is all you think about, and you die of starvation and thirst. I wish I could think of a wish to put here.

Granted, but you will find no joy. I wish for power over death.

Granted, but you were never born, as, along the way, one of your ancestors was born on accident.