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Granted, but the wish you wish for is already corrupt, and so with this corruption on top of it, it's twice the corrupt. I wish I could see the moon with my feet.

Granted, but you sleep through it. I wish farts smelled better

Granted, but nobody is alive to find it silly. I wish I had no boobs.

Granted, but everyone dies from cuteness-sensory overload. --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUGNPPr0oIA <-- I wish I didn't have this Parry Gripp song stuck in my head.

Granted, but it's filled with ants I wish for the unspeakable evil of Orochi (from Okami) onto the world.

Granted, but shortly after, it gets stolen from you. I wish I had a peanut-butter and Jelly sandwich. A REALLY GOOD one.

Granted, but nothing happy ever happens to you again. I wish this pain would go away....

Granted, but you get paired up in sexual situations with other ponies by the sick (clompers I think they're called?), in all those sick fan fictions I keep hearing about. Oh, and there are also pony murder stories and death and more death, and gore, and blood, and death..... have I mentioned...

Granted, but they love it so much harder than you, and get in your face with it all the time, and it makes you sick of it. Then things go back to normal and a horde of locusts come and monsoons and death and destruction and the whole world dies- the end. I wish for a wish that was unwishably...

Granted, but you lose every single one of them. I wish I was a better YGO duelist. :/

Granted, but it goes away because your brain has imploded and death takes you. I wish to be... the very best... like no one ever was

Granted, but you get sucked in the game and everything there tries to kill you. I wish my wish wasn't corrupted by something that's trying to kill me.

Granted, but now we're all F--ked! (at the mercy of an unkind, confused, insane, all-powerful deity that will kill us all.)- or something of the sort? I wish for a duck

Granted, but it's the wrong kind of popularity, and you get banned from the mass amount of haters. I wish I had a pile of pure gold.

Granted, but this is the last summer (break/vacation) you ever get. I wish the above poster's wish was changed to "I wish for Finn and Jake to return home"

Granted, but nobody else shows up- (it's like a ghost town or something) -maybe they all suddenly died? I wish I lived like-right beside Markiplier.

Granted, but you get it back, upside-down and have to live out your life like that kid on Family Guy. I wish I was an Yveltal that couldn't be caught. (even impervious to masterballs)

Granted, but now you get stuck in school longer, with very little breaks. I wish this wish was incorruptible.

Granted, but the government takes over that and it also becomes corrupt. Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weenier.

Granted, but all that urine comes out in the form of poo to compensate. Thus, you have to poo twice as much, ans sometimes it's runny. I wish I didn't have to face reality every now and then.

Granted, but it gets stolen by a ghost. I wish I wasn't so sad at night..... I can't seem to shake this "ick" feeling off.... xP

Granted, but the movie ends up sucking. I wish I could travel to a world far beyond our imaginations.

Granted, but they snore. I wish I had the ability to shoot laser rainbows out of my bellybutton.

Granted but nowowow yoyouyou cn't't't reredada tethe wisshs gararntdeded. I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but every time you use the power, little children suffer horrible nightmares of pedobear. I wish I had a device to jump into the world of all my Video Games. :3

Granted, but you get food poisoning. I wish I could have Link's hat. :3

Granted, but little children run away from you for the rest of your life. I wish I didn't worry about trivial things so much.

Granted, but the post is not all that good. I wish I could remember everything. (-picture-perfect-memory-)

Granted, but the end of the world comes, and nobody can play it- since- they're-like- dead. I wish I could actively watch Samurai Jack, while on Zelda Dungeon, without being distracted by either one. :/

Granted, but when you trade, it's not what you wanted. I wish humanity would be more thankful for what they have, instead of yelling at their parents for not getting the right color iPhone for their Birthday/Christmas, while over in Africa people don't even have the luxury of shoes.

Granted, now you're always in a high speed chase scene and you get thrown in jail every month. I wish I didn't have this bloody headache. :shake:

Granted, but then the human race can't continue to evolve because now everything involving math blows up and scientists spend all their lives trapped inside their own paradoxes because they went crazy from trying to figure out the true Pi, and got sucked in an endless void because they divided...

Granted, but now they're mass-murders with sharp objects such as machetes. I wish humans could use all 100% (or close to it) if our brain power.

Granted, but now your art/drawing skills suffer. I wish I could do somersaults.

Granted, but she dies before you have time to answer her. I wish that a gorilla would pick its nose and wipe it on everybody I didn't like.

Granted, but that's all you can see on the page. Nothing else, no posts... nothing. I wish my kitties wouldn't try to climb our Christmas Tree :I

Granted, but it goes out right afterwards. I wish my arm wouldn't go numb every time I laid on it. :I

Granted, but you remember them incorrectly. I wish that when I walked backwards, bacon would appear with each step I take.

Granted, but he quickly leaves to go destroy the Earl or or fight Akuma- or something.... I wish I had my very own Timcanpy. >w<

Granted, but now you have stomach pains/nausea for the rest of your life. I wish the world was perfect and peaceful and everything was good and well. ^^

Granted, but everybody gets angry and fights over the timeline, leading the world to ruin. I wish I had the ability to go to the bathroom and play my games at the same time without having to pause and nothing gets germ-covered or gross.

Granted, but you get chased by the kanker sisters for eternity. I wish Ice Cream could cure headaches

Granted, but they all get corrupt. I wish The Symphony of the Goddesses came back to Pittsburgh, I want to go again. :clap:

Granted, but the grammatical error fairy swoops down and kills you for using the word "good" instead of "well" in that sentence. I wish I had a life-sized Bowser plush

Granted, but he swears in front of your parents and they don't wan't you to hang out with him. I wish the kitty on my stomach would start purring really loud x3

Granted, but he runs away screaming "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS" I wish I got more sleep last night :x

Granted, but it's only the image you posted. It has no powers. =P I wish I wouldn't forget to post a wish. >_<

Granted, but they are rather old, and you will get sick if you eat them. I wish I didn't have such a small stomach. .__. (I could only eat a few bites of everything we had for Thanksgiving because I have a tiny stomach and I get full rather quickly)

Granted, but somebody tweaks it, trying to install the Homebrew, and the fail miserably and brick it. I wish I knew why the texture hacks for Brawl/MarioKart won't work on my Wii... :/

Granted, but you have more time to play, due to loosing a job. (or something) I wish it could rain mac and cheese