What makes me a good Demoman?
If I were a bad Demoman, I certainly WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DICUSSING IT WIT' YA NOW WOULD I?! One cross-wire, one wayward pinch of potassium-chloride... AND KABLOOOIE!!!
I am Heavy Weapons Guy and this is my weapon. She weighs 100 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom 2 cartridges at 10 000 rounds minute. It costs $400 000 to fire this weapon... For 12 seconds.