Granted, but no-one has any idea what it is or how to make it. You hold the last piece ever.
I wish for the unbreakable cuteness of Chibitarasu unto the world. (From Okamiden)
Granted, but because of the way the economy works, you just lowered the worth of gold to less than nothing.
I wish for the good kind of popularity on Twitch.
Granted, but the Hor-a-se has too many a's, and will always scream i this fashion: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! And by the way, you can't get outside of a 50 meter radius, in relation to it.
I wish for a Horse.
Granted, but since everything is the same shade of orange, no-one can see anything. You get run over by an orange truck.
I wish everything was different shades of blue for a day.
Granted, now five events that concern the fate of the world are overlapping... you have to go to all, but you only have time for one.
I wish for a chocolate cake.
Granted, but it's bigger on the outside.
I wish for Animal Crossing: New Leaf. (Yes, I have a 3DS)
((Wish granted, but the PS4 won't work for you and for some unknown reason nobody can fix it... I would get a new PS4, I still get all the games))
Training becomes 10 times essayer, but pokemon become so OP that they reach sentience, and take over the internet causing "Robots take over the world scenario #654."
I wish for a free PS4, and all the games the games for it ever. (Games given to me as they are released)
Granted, but Pokemon is now a show about a 173 year old man... coping with the death of his pet Pikachu.
I wish for enlightenment. (N.B not the light bulb, candle, sun or moon types.)
Granted, but then someone finds it confusing and wishes it to be the way they wanted it... five seconds later you are both crushed by vengeful porcupines*
I wish for an army of porcupines.
* No idea what the had against you
Then you must have EVERYTHING! (Including shortness of breath, Cancer, and an early death e.c.t)
I wish for a puppy that loves me to suddenly appear in my arms.
Granted all soda production stops... or is that what you wanted. In that case [The opposite of what you want].
[Translated from nokeyboardese]
I wish my keyboard came back from work.