Annabel Creation - 2/10
Annabel - 2/10
The Conjuring - 3/10
The Conjuring 2 - 3/10
Something with Eric Bana and an exorcist cop - 3/10
Battle Royale - 10/10 (felt good to watch a decent movie)
The First Purge - 8/10
The Purge series is more political than gory. This is the fourth in the series but a prequel to everything, it's very interesting in relation to the other films.
Had me a marathon.
Kong: Skull Island - 8/10
Much better than I expected it to be with some incredibly beautiful shots and it didn't hold back on the monster action.
Godzilla (2014) - 8/10
Lots of tension and a great way to do a Godzilla film. Also a good way to kick off the Monsterverse. Not...
Princess Mononoke - 10/10
My all time favourite ghibli film and now pretty much BotW the movie.
I actually wished that Zelda in BotW, before she was revealed would have been like San. A wild girl living off the land and being one with nature and the spirits having lost her throne to Ganon...
Pokemon: Mewtwo Strikes Back Evolution - 2/10
I love the original Pokemon The First Movie, but this CGI remake is bloody terrible.
It isn't just that the CGI looks bloody terrible, the reworked script is absolutely atrocious and borders on the nonsensical.
It has no subtlety at all, it...
Mortal Kombat - 10/10
I know it sucks and I know it was directed by a hack, and I know they cast Raiden as a French guy, but somehow it still manages to be one of the best movie video game adaptations ever.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - 3/10
What the hell was that?!
I'm not a Star Wars fan and bloody hell am I glad not to be.
This film was so damn stupid and dumb. I could go on for quite some time about how awful this was but I'm not going to waste my time. This film has had enough of...
Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - 8/10
As someone who thinks The Empire Strikes Back is boring as hell, I probably like this film more than I should. Still had a good time, Ewoks are cute.
A lack of sufficient Alec Guinness screen time pulls the film down.
Jumanji - 2/10
The original Jumanji was brilliant but not even Dwayne Johnson can save this flaming wreckage of a film.
I hate movies that pretend to be video games with a passion and this film didn't do anything big or clever with the concept to make it interesting.
Complete trash
I watched this mad 1980s movie called Miracle Mile.
It's about a guy who answers a wrong number call and is told that a nuke is heading for the city.
The film begins as a romcom but then turns into a real time panic-fest and has a rather brave ending.
It is complete cheese but it kept me...
Joker - 7/10
Not a bad movie at all but it isn't the second coming that people seem to think it is.
It was well made and well acted, but it cheated the narrative quite a few times and diluted the message the story was going for.
I won't go into it because spoilers but some decisions made...