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Make a sign reminding him??

You broken??

Ill...

IT WAS HIDING IN THE VEG DRAWER!!!!

MY APPLE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!! I PUT AN APPLE IN THE FRIDGE AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARDS TO IT!!!!

They parked on the road to chat to their mate at home time... when theres a freaking car park right there!!!!

i thought id done the above but nope!!!

having to redownload all my books to kindle.... oh well only another 1,850 to go.....

My car totes embarrassed me today!!! The locks being alarmed so ill pop my key in to open the door then pull the handle and scream!!!

auto check it?? like i check my emails several times a day....

they dont have email!?!?

The fact my game keeps losing my progress!!!

Least it aint your undies!!

Power being funky...

My hearing aid keeps splitting up!! I keep bringing them together but they break up again....

maybe its not your phone??

Umm an allen?? Oh alien!?!

Hes a nomad...

i hurt my hip at work....and how hard is it to put an apple in the bin...

We keep going to beach i hate beaches on holidays!!

Just watchin andy from outside xbox ana co play it the monkey island dlc... hes a big fan!!!

Ya did an hour!

Traffic...

tryna keep doors shut so Theo cant go into rest of house is impossible!! and im tryna watch sea of thieves.....

where the flip has the book with all my passwords in it gone??

i hope they let you know when it is/was???

did they misspell it?? or is that a new word or word ive never heard before??

2 hours to get home usually a 10-15 mins journey!!! ughhhh!!!

customer comes in like at closing time like im just getting a milkshake!!! wanders around like hes got all the blooming time in the world and we aint glarin at him....

it didnt scream at ya???

Bday girl is coming last...were doing pressies later cuz kids are tired...

ask him??

whats the average scoop of sugar???

maybe it is tomorrow for them!!!

wow sounds a bit bum headed.....

yea i dont want half of 2 leg bones in a rush when yknow they make a bit more of the leg after studying and seeing they go together...

ughhh colleague now says she cant cover me in july!!!! i was all sorted!!!

nope it would be a it got fixed wouldnt it!?

Ice cream freezer broke at work...

hearing aid clinic changed from drop in to make an appointment!!! ughhh!!!!

stupid hatch frame in my game!!!

see ya both haha!!! @grunder and @ExLight

opposite here too hot!!!

nearly got tears ruined cuz of facebook!!!

why arent customers out on the week??? almost died of boredom....

Wasted 40 quid on a thing to 'help' boost our tv signal it didnt work!!

4 fast and furious?! :D

Snappers youre chatting away to someone and they come along like hey diz smile for us and you lose track of your convo...usually when im eating!!

The eurovision votes...Sweden are winning with a horrible song and the singer has bad vibes imo...

that is a random time to hoover?!