^ No, I already did for today.
< And the Flying Spaghetti Monster said onto me: "..." nothing, for he was merely a pile of cold spaghetti, two meatballs, and two glass eyes.
v Is a professional Alaskan Bull Worm wrangler.
Up arrow - Nice triangles, but I took the time to spell out the words.
Left arrow - For some reason it's taking me a lot of tries to spell arrow correctly.
Down arrow - I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!
^ That's actually true.
< I often smell like onions because I work at a grocery store that sells onions, and the scent of a rotten onion stays on you for a few days.
v Did not have sexual intercourse with that woman.
< That light on my Wii is staring at me. He watches me, my every move, my most private moments. Luckily he can't see me type this because the screen isn't facing him.
v Is also being stalked by a gaming console.