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Just eat it.
Tastes like cotton candy, but chewy.

Ooh! *chomp, munch, munch, gulp* More!

Hey, I just called a bunch of fairies, I told them there's a party.
But it's really a dinner party.
MWAH HA HA! DIE FAIRIES..!

They're also high in protein!

Ooh! Protein! Can always use some a' that- THE FAIRIES ARE HERE! *Munch, chomp, chomp, gulp, chomp, munch, gulp* Oops, did you guys want some?

I dunno about Thebeatbat, but I've eaten enough fairies to last me a lifetime.

Yeah, I think I'm good. I ate too many nachos. 'Brap'

Mmm...faires are very fleshy...oops, dogs aren't supposed to get the taste of blood or they bite. Heh, heh, come a litter close... *licks lips*

'Backs away slowly'
Good dog...

Heh, heh...why don't you and me have a little talk, FRIEND?

Yes yes, friend, friends, buddies...
'Throws a fairy in the other direction and runs'

Ooh, fairy! *runs after the fairy and eats it*

Wait.. I'm running away from a cute little pug! What's wrong with me?
'Stops running and stands ground'

-Hero-

I get bug net and catches fairies "Fairy?" I ask the pug, while eating another fairy I caught. "Protein!" I exclaim, while jumping out of a bush.

*runs after beat* Yum! Blood! Flesh!

Okay, you're scary
'Runs some more'