Yaaay! Saria fan!!! (Befriends you)
Saria is my Number One Character in the entire series!
...I got dibs on her, though.
But really, if Saria were real, I'd be the first one to talk to Her. And She'd kiss me after the first three minutes. And then I'd be in shock for half of a second. Then I'd fall over backwards. Then She'd lay me on a bed. And She'd sit there till I came to. Then She'd squeal and hug me. And we'd be in love with each other. And She would be the only thing worth living for. If She were real.
...That's pretty much it...