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Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
Joined
Jan 13, 2012
Location
Pennsylvania
Gender
None
Granted, but as it turns out.... a giant monkey ate it, and when you found it, it was covered in dirt, leaves, rocks, and poop, because monkeys can't digest graphics tablets.


I wish I could communicate with insects.
 

M. Bulteau

Composer
Joined
Nov 28, 2011
Granted, but all they talk about is Hannah Montana and how Mitt Romney and Gingrich had an orgy with praying mantises and centipedes.

I wish I could control time.


Just wondering, but are you a native speaker?
(when I read that, it came off to me as you might not be)
I'm only asking because I like other cultures. :3
Haha, not at all. I'm Portuguese.
 

HookShotFTW

Weapon of a Lifetime
Joined
Nov 2, 2011
Location
California
Granted but the explosion of awesomeness from Oshawott being erased from existence happens to explode on you.

I wish for a klondike bar...
 

D-Lo G

Author of Short Stories
Joined
Dec 22, 2011
Location
Here
You did, but aliens came and everyone lost their memory. Including you.

I wish my brother would shut up.
 

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