Bigfoot Pizza Photoshop Contest

Good day, Reggie fans. I am extremely proud to be the first to introduce to you the newest phase of the Nintendo experience: The Bigfoot Pizza Initiative. In my many years of executive experience, nothing rivals the success I found at Pizza Hut with the Bigfoot Pizza. I now intend to replicate that success at Nintendo, bringing the magic of the legendary 6-topping pie to your favorite games. You will have a chance to create and share your ideas with me, and I will make it a point to implement them into future games.

Last Week’s Birthday Adventure

Before we get to business, I have a treat for you raging fans. As most of you know, I’ve just returned from one of the best birthday adventures I’ve ever had (and I’ve certainly seen quite a fair share of great adventures). I figured it would be a great idea — as all my ideas are — to share with you some pictures of my many interesting adventures, with some even artistically depicted by some of you.

Before I even stepped foot into the wild unknown, I had to suit up. Thanks to Youngotakubwoy I was dressed to impress and ready for action.

I then met up with my best pal Link, who took me on a wild train ride through the cosmos. KCM64 caught me making a very unflattering face, but I can’t stay mad at him.

After Link and I reached our destination, my many friends showered me with gifts. Pedro Vasconcelos‘ gift was the most divine, a lovely set of Hero’s Clothes. Maybe you’ll see me wearing these in a future Nintendo Direct.

From there, we went a little crazy and things got a little out of hand. I don’t exactly remember what happened, but Ben Schwartz was there to capture the magic. From what I can tell, I reached some kind of existential enlightenment, transcending from my mortal body to look down from the heavens.

Upon my heavenly throne, I watched my forces of good march upon the unbelievers. Danielle Davis was there to document my conquest.

If you’d like to know what else my big day had in store, you’ll just have to stalk my Facebook page. Kyle Ian Thomas accepted that challenge, digging up some of my birthday’s best moments.

Bigfoot Pizza Photoshop Contest

As many of you know, I once served as Pizza Hut’s senior director of national marketing. It was in that time that I realized my lifetime’s greatest achievement, the Bigfoot Pizza. This very special pizza was everything that I try to be: big, meaty, and intimidating. Consumers ate up the Bigfoot Pizza for years, and I have never again achieved that degree of success. That is why today I am debuting Nintendo’s next step: The Bigfoot Pizza Initiative.

It is our goal at Nintendo to provide the consumers with what they want, and they definitely want the Bigfoot Pizza. This is why, starting next week, we’ll be rolling out Bigfoot Pizza content for all your favorite Nintendo games. But we can only think of so many ideas, which is why we’re turning to you fans for help.

You now have the chance to Photoshop the Bigfoot Pizza into some of your favorite Nintendo games. We’ll provide you with images to help you get started, but feel free to use anything on the internet to make your pizza dream a reality.

Deadline: Submit entries no later than next Wednesday at midnight: 11:59 p.m. PST on April 8. Entries submitted after this Deadline will not be considered.

Body Ready Mode

For those that want to test their skills with something more challenging, we have a Body Ready Rule for you to follow:

1. Your entry must feature characters from six different Nintendo franchises.

If you think you’re up to the challenge, include the phrase My Body Is Ready with your submission. Remember, Body Ready Mode submissions follow the same rules and guidelines of the base Photoshop Contest in addition to the Body Ready Rules.

Good luck!