Sorry guys, much to our chagrin and much to the happiness of cynics everywhere, there is officially no Zelda Timeline.
Or so Nintendo of America says. And to that, I say “HAH.” Since when have I ever trusted NoA, especially with their canned responses and horrible websites?
Either way, our friends over at Destructoid took the liberty of saying they agree with NoA and believe that Zelda is but symbolism as a story. It’s not a bad way to go, but certainly the most boring. Unfortunately, people will never stop until they get some sort of confirmation in the form of directly spoken words from Miyamoto and Aonuma and cross referenced by the IRS and background checked by the CIA and given the crossover by the CEO of Google. Only then would they maybe, just maybe consider that there isn’t a timeline.