Caption Contest 336: “How ’bout a big Goron hug?”

Hey, everyone! I was able to pull myself away from Elden Ring just long enough to kick off this week’s Zelda Dungeon Caption Contest! Rumors relating to Breath of the Wild‘s Daruk are starting to swirl, (rumors we’re still researching at the moment, by the way), so it seemed appropriate to honor the Goron Champion in this week’s contest. How about we accept the big man’s embrace and let him crush us between his boulder-sized arms?

Our Last Contest:

Link snapped a selfie in our last contest.

Here are our non-photo caption winners:

  • Destruct’ORella: Link: (farts)”Whoah!! I think I just blasted a Windwaker and dropped a Deku seed in my pants!!”
    Tetra: “Dude… you gotta be kidding me….”
  • Matt Pederberg: “When you make a terrible pun and your partner just STAIRS.”
  • Hero Of Time: “Tetra: You did bring the Master Sword for the fight for Ganondorf, right??”
  • L. Thomas: “Link, how many times am I going to tell you that rupees can be taken out of vases without breaking them, how many times am I going to tell you not to bother the cuccos, that octorocks cannot be eaten…………..could you not behave like a stupid and immature child”
  • JDAT: Tetra: Here, of all places, you have to go to the bathroom. We are in the middle of Hyrule Castle surrounded by enemies. Just hold it!
    Link: Yah Hyah Ht Come on! (It’s not my fault. Please just turn around and keep the moblins off me.
    Tetra: Fine. Here’s some toilet paper. (Casually walks moblins sneaking up behind her)

 

This Week’s Contest:

Our contest image folder is getting a little low. If you have an image you’d like to see as part of the Caption Contest, share it with us!

Here are the guidelines:

  • Please refrain from using offensive material (racial, sexual, overuse of offensive language, etc.) We want to make the contest fun and accessible for fans of all ages. When in doubt, keep it Nintendo.
  • If you don’t have the ability to edit the image, just leave it as a comment. We make sure to have a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Photo editing and manipulation (i.e. Photoshop) is allowed, but these entries will be part of a separate list of winners for this category.
  • Everyone is entitled to their own opinion at Zelda Dungeon. In fact, we encourage discussion based on those opinions. However, please do not insult other fans’ work. What may be funny to one person may not hold true for another… and that’s OK.
  • Have fun and be creative!

Don’t forget to check back throughout the week and upvote your favorites, and, who knows?  Maybe you will be one of next week’s winners.

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