Ocarina of Old Timer

This is a game called The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Old Timer. It's basically Ocarina of Time, but the characters are old (Link and Zelda: 65; Navi: 74; Ganondorf: 87). Navi is more annoying than ever because Link is forgetful and can't remember where he's supposed to go, so Navi has to remind him. They have to stop for Navi because she suffers from "weak wing disease".

When Link meets Zelda, she's a little old hag, so she shakes her fist and says, "You dumb kid, get off my lawn... Oh, you have a fairy. GET OVER HERE!" She has become cranky in her old age. When Zelda throws the Ocarina of Time to Link, she misses (she shakes because she has a disease) and hits Ganondorf on the head, which knocks him out. Then his horse spooks and steps on the ocarina, so now no one can open the Door of Time.

Link has the solution. He whistles, and the seven dwarves bang into the Door of Time, opening it. Link's spirit doesn't get sealed for seven years in the Temple of Time, so he gets the Triforce, but he still has to awaken all those sages. He does, but has trouble doing it. The Triforce splits apart after Link awakens all the sages because he opened the Door of Time illegally, so one piece goes to Link, one to Zelda, and one to Ganondorf. The final boss fight is really easy because you only have to hit Ganon/Ganondorf a couple times and he keeps tripping over his ridiculously long grey beard. And he didn't have to awaken all the sages because Rauru and Impa died of old age a few years ago.

Submitted by Koopaling14