Favorite Quotes

[Josh]

I will start off by saying that this is not a games topic, and for the love of God, don't spam it or I WILL USE THE REPORT BUTTON SO HARD ON YOUR ***! Thank you.

This topic was also desperately needed because Inflexus was mad:


WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH ****ING SPAMMING UP MAI MATURE DISCUSSIONSZ!!!111?!?!?!?!

I'll start off with one of my favorites that I read today by Neil deGrasse Tyson, in a book about how we were removed from being important in the Universe. First by not being the center of the solar System, then not the center of the Galaxy, and finally not the center of the Universe.


What are the lessons to be learned from this journey of the mind? That humans are emotionally fragile, perennially gullible, hopelessly ignorant masters of an insignificantly small speck in the cosmos.

Have a nice day.

[Inflexus]

You don't give me justice, Jooshbag.

I like this proverb adopted by Teddy Roosevelt:

"Walk softly and carry a big stick."

[Karashimu]

"My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing."

Jeff Foxworthy

[Hylian Hobbit]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

[Kybyrian]

"The supreme irony of life is that no one gets out alive." - Robert Heinlein

[Smitie]

A man who suffers before it is necessary, suffers more than is necessary. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[serotonin_wraith]

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." Joss Whedon.

"By far the most important variable determining your religion is the accident of birth." Richard Dawkins.

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." Richard Dawkins.

"(Religion) With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion" Steven Weinberg.

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." Richard Jeni.

"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Delos B. McKown.

"I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." Mark Twain.

"If God is indeed omnipotent, why could He have not produced the glorious result without such a long and tedious prologue?" Bertrand Russell.

"Religion... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. ...what it means is 'Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about; you're just not. Why not? - because you're not!' If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like; everybody will have an argument but nobody feels aggrieved by it. If somebody thinks taxes should go up or down you are free to have an argument about it, but on the other hand if somebody says 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday', you say, 'Fine, I respect that'.

In the case of an idea, if we think 'Here is an idea that is protected by holiness or sanctity', what does it mean? Why should it be that it's perfectly legitimate to support the Labour party or the Conservative party, Republicans or Democrats, this model of economics versus that, Macintosh instead of Windows, but to have an opinion about how the Universe began, about who created the Universe, no, that's holy? ...Everybody gets absolutely frantic about it because you're not allowed to say these things. Yet when you look at it rationally there is no reason why those ideas shouldn't be as open to debate as any other, except that we have agreed somehow between us that they shouldn't be." Douglas Adams.

[silent lion]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

Live and learn Anon

A grain of sand in the eye can hide a mountain. Ninja proverb

If a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear, it doesn't make a sound. But it falls nonetheless. Lao Tzu, Tao te Ching

When one is frightened, tighten the belly and charge! Samurai proverb

Be untrusting and people become untrustworthy. Lao Tzu, Tao te Ching

Being back to square one just means you get a second chance. Me.

[blackice_cc]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

Lol, that ones pretty funny.

"The pen is mightier than the sword". Don't know exactly who first said that, but it's one of my favorite quotes.
EDIT: Actually, just checked on wikipedia. That quote was by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. Never knew that.

[El Bagu]

"The Ephesians would do well to hang themselves, every grown man of them, and leave the city to beardless lads; for they have cast out Hermodorus, the best among them, saying: -We will have none who is best among us; if there be any such, let him be elsewhere and among others." Heraclitus

[Skull_Kid]

"The galaxy is at peace...The last cookie is in captivity"
-Metroid Confusion video xD

[Inflexus]

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." Joss Whedon.

"By far the most important variable determining your religion is the accident of birth." Richard Dawkins.

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." Richard Dawkins.

"(Religion) With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion" Steven Weinberg.

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." Richard Jeni.

"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." Delos B. McKown.

"I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." Mark Twain.

"If God is indeed omnipotent, why could He have not produced the glorious result without such a long and tedious prologue?" Bertrand Russell.

"Religion... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. ...what it means is 'Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about; you're just not. Why not? - because you're not!' If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like; everybody will have an argument but nobody feels aggrieved by it. If somebody thinks taxes should go up or down you are free to have an argument about it, but on the other hand if somebody says 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday', you say, 'Fine, I respect that'.

In the case of an idea, if we think 'Here is an idea that is protected by holiness or sanctity', what does it mean? Why should it be that it's perfectly legitimate to support the Labour party or the Conservative party, Republicans or Democrats, this model of economics versus that, Macintosh instead of Windows, but to have an opinion about how the Universe began, about who created the Universe, no, that's holy? ...Everybody gets absolutely frantic about it because you're not allowed to say these things. Yet when you look at it rationally there is no reason why those ideas shouldn't be as open to debate as any other, except that we have agreed somehow between us that they shouldn't be." Douglas Adams.


I sense some pent up dissent for a particular subject.

You must have a problem with pie.

[Smitie]

[Today 11:51 PM] Josh: I'm going to hurt you and your gibberish language Smitie.

what a brilliant quote, i laughed like crazy when i read it xD

[Onilink89]

hmmm mine would be:

"There is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself"
i think Franklin D. Roosefelt said that.

[Hylian Hobbit]

hmmm mine would be:

"There is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself"
i think Franklin D. Roosefelt said that.

Nah, didn't Crane from Batman Begins say that? jk

[Josh]

This was something truly epic that I missed. START THE BOTTOM MAN.


Stella3000 aw...poor Mases...

Stella3000 yeah...lol I guess I don't have it that bad

Mases *Mases runs away and cries*

Skull_Kid Hey mases

Skull_Kid @ stella- my gf lives the other side of the atlantic

Smitie o.0 you're too old xD

Mases I'm available Smitie

Stella3000 awww...yeah that's why...lol my bad *rubs it in*

Smitie well, actually i do, i'm still single

Skull_Kid xD..smitie needs a BF

Smitie i'm a lonely bully, so i can't post in it

Stella3000 why not Smitie?

Smitie heh, i don't like a couple thread

Skull_Kid lol

Stella3000 hm....ah wth *goes off to start couples thread*

Stella3000 *Stella3000 wonders what Small link would think of a couples thread...eh who am I kidding she'd probably love it. lol*

[kpllk]

You are missing a part. I know what part but a lot of people don't.

[Stella3000]

"...All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we have been given" -Gandalf

[blackice_cc]

"...All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we have been given" -Gandalf

Hey, that is an awesome quote, I must say. LotR all of the way!

But Josh, did you mean to post that here?

[Josh]

I did blackice. The whole world needs to see it. =D

[Kitsu]

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind but won't change the subject"
--Winston Churchill

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions."
--Albert Einstien

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
--Albert Einstien

[chrisbg99]

All your base are belong to us.

[Nian Kast]

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." -Oscar Wilde

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar. -Oscar Wilde

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. -T. Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. -T. Pratchett

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. -Oscar Wilde

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... -T Pratchett

That's a few, the whole list would be overly long to post. The bolded one is the favorite amongst the lot.

[Josh]

All your base are belong to us.

lawl.

While on the subject of Black Holes for some reason:

Piglet describing the Heffalump:


"Like -- like -- It had the biggest head you ever saw. A great enormous thing, like -- like
nothing. A huge big -- well, like a -- I don't know -- like an
enormous big nothing."


“Black holes are where God divided by zero”

That one always makes me laugh.

[Kybyrian]

^ Referring to the quote above me, "Black holes are where God divided by zero."

That is a truly great quote.

And also, All of your base are belong to us.

Epic.

[Hylian Hobbit]

"You can't fix stupid." Not sure who said that, but it's true. :xd:

[Claire]

"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely."
--Buddha

[Nian Kast]

Faces that have charmed us the most escape us the soonest. -Walter Scott

[silent lion]

"Ignore something and you let it run wild." Mr. Not quite sure who said that

"The only difference between a sunrise and a sunset is knowledge." Me

[Josh]

Few new ones. Don't know if this ones been said yet or not but I love it:

I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with stick and stones. -Albert Einstein.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. -My main man Thomas Jefferson.

[Nian Kast]

Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy = Win.

"Aw, fish don't have feeling's son, their made of foam laytex." -Billy's Dad

"Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with. But we've managed to make it work all these years leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered." -Irwin's dad

"Judge, When do we get hammer thingies? Because, I can make a lot of things with a hammer thingy, like a table, or some chairs" -Fred FredBurger

"I like... I like music... that goes like this: "FALALALA!" But sometimes... I like... I like music... that goes like this: "BALALAAAH"! -Fred FredBurger

"I've been bitten by ghosts, haunted by momerats, and chased by vampires. So I think I deserve a free hot dog." -Hoss Delgado

"And he sailed away never to return. And that's the story of this crusty, old peg leg, which is all I have left to remember from the greatest sea pirate captain that ever lived! Captain Deadwood, they called him. But don't let the name fool you... he's not really a captain." -Pud'n

[Kitsu]

A few more.

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up." -Oscar Wilde

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." -Oscar Wilde

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -Mahatma Gandhi


"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde

[Hylian Hobbit]

Here's one:

"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment."- Dave Allen

[zeypherlink]

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."- George W Bush

"Terrerists."- George W Bush

Gotta love Dubya!

[Inflexus]

"People die if they are killed."
-Japanese Idiom

"Do a barrel roll!"
-Peppy Hare

[Hylian Hobbit]

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. " - Jimmy Carter

[Matt]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -- George W. Bush
Really think about that last part. ;)


This one by some girl in my graduating high school class:
"How many hours are there between noon and six-o-clock? Don't you have to add a twelve or something?"


As for Zelda quotes... Well, just look down below.

[Kitsu]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -- George W. Bush
Really think about that last part.


I've head this one before, several times. And the latter part never fails to make me shudder when I think about it.

[kpllk]

Next time you tell a story, HAVE A PIONT!

That was from the movie "Plains, Trains, and Automobiles". It was an awesomely funny movie.

[Linkmaster]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but now is a gift, that is why it's called the present. -unknown

[Kitsu]

Since a few George Bush quotes have been brought up...

"The Future is tomorrow". -Bush likes to state the obvious.

"...It's hard to put food on your family."

"I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing

The second one is from a live speech he gave, and tried talking about economic crisis and the rising cost of food in America.

"I believe that humans and fish can coexist peacefully."

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

"To be bored is better than to be working" - Josh

[Linkmaster]

To say you are stupid just makes you stupid- someone in the shoutbox, directed towards me

I know- my reply at the time

[Hylian Hobbit]

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."


Some quotes I found rather amusing. Not sure who said them though.

[Petman1325]

Here is my quote that I generated from the ShoutBox

Power is infinite, but we can achieve only a small portion of it.
-Petman1325
Then, Skull Kid replied with:

yeah, and the more we get it the more we want
-SkullKid

[silent lion]

"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." Native American Proverb

"Seventeen billion dollars is spent each year by the West on pet food. Thirteen billion dollars would provide everyone in the world with a basic diet." Focus, 1999

[Alkarius]

There is nothing to fear but fear itself - Theodore Roosevelt

[Smitie]

“The Earth is a microbial planet, on which macro-organisms are recent additions, highly interesting and extremely complex, but in the final analysis relatively unimportant in a global context.” Wheelis

[Linkmaster]

Nuh uh, Nuh uh, Monoply says, he says, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!! - Moosh_is_cool (many times) (no, I don't get it either)

[Nian Kast]

"And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me you'd have a tree...full of asian porn." -Bo Burnham

"Whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy." -Bo Burnham

"Santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real." -Bo Burnham

[Linkmaster]

Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump (run Forrest!)

[Petman1325]

Life is like an embroidered image. Some edges are rough, and some edges are smooth. -Petman1325

[Linkmaster]

I will start off by saying that this is not a games topic, and for the love of God, don't spam it or I WILL USE THE REPORT BUTTON SO HARD ON YOUR ***! Thank you. - Josh (at the beggining of this thread) ... thought I would just put that up for anyone who is just dropping in.

[LinkOwnsYou]

RUN FORREST RUN!!!!- Forrest Gump

and I like this one from the same movie

Life it's like a chocolate box you'll never know what you're gonna get

[Mike Pothier]

"I returned to see under the sun that the swift do not have the race, nor the mighty ones the battle, nor do the wise also have the food, nor do the understanding ones also have the riches, nor do even those having knowledge have the favor; because time and unforeseen occurrence befall them all" `King Solomon.

Translation: sh*t happens.

Edit: I find that most of what King Solomon says is very relevant. Its not an exaggeration to say he was one of the wisest men alive. Another:

I explored with my heart by cheering my flesh even with wine, while I was leading my heart with wisdom, even to lay hold on folly until I could see what good there was to the sons of mankind in what they did under the heavens for the number of the days of their life. I engaged in greater works. I built houses for myself; I planted vineyards for myself. I made gardens and parks for myself, and I planted in them fruit trees of all sorts. I made pools of water for myself, to irrigate with them the forest, springing up with trees. I acquired menservants and maidservants, and I came to have sons of the household. Also, livestock, cattle and flocks in great quantity I came to have, more so than all those who happened to be before me in Jerusalem. I accumulated also silver and gold for myself, and property peculiar to kings and the jurisdictional districts. I made male singers and female singers for myself and the exquisite delights of the sons of mankind, a lady, even ladies. And I became greater and increased more than anyone that happened to be before me in Jerusalem. Moreover, my own wisdom remained mine.

And anything that my eyes asked for I did not keep away from them. I did not hold back my heart from any sort of rejoicing, for my heart was joyful because of all my hard work, and this came to be my portion from all my hard work. And I, even I, turned toward all the works of mine that my hands had done and toward the hard work that I had worked hard to accomplish, and, look! everything was vanity and a striving after wind, and there was nothing of advantage under the sun.

[Amelie]

Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump (run Forrest!)

This is one of my favorites to ^^


I also like.


Redmond. Start your photocopiers! - Vertron Serling from Apple

And I spelt his name wrong ><

[Master Link]

I have a lot.

From LOTR
Gimli: I'd never've thought I'd die alongside of an elf.
Legolas: What about dieing alongside a friend?
Gimli: I could do that.

A LOT from legendary frog
Tom: Tom Bom, Jolly tom, Tom Bombadillo!
___________________
Wayne: Oh great, you brought home another Crazy person. I'll go get the water hose.
_________________
Tom: Old Man Willow stole mah pants!
Tom: An oliphont ate mah slippers and now mah feet are angry at me.
___________________
Sauron: Nonsense! The reason I work you to the bone everyday is because I want you to have a good night's sleep!

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! - Unknown

[Mike Pothier]

The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! - Sideshow Bob

There, fixed that for ya :)

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

There, fixed that for ya :)

Thanks:lol:

I had forgotten his name:D

Another one: When life gives you lemons, throw lemons back at life - Sir Ricky

[Linkmaster]

This land shall soon be devoid of beuty, just like your face. - vaishino wizard (another forum)

[Zero]

"Guitar Master X7, eh fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything, except for groups of midgits numbering more than four."- Guitar Master X7

"If you're reading this, thank a teacher, if you're reading this in english, thank a solider." - Bill Gates.

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED! I AM CAPTIAN PLANET!!!!" - Captian Planet.

" 'Surly you can't be serious!' 'Yes I am, and don't call me Shirley.' " - Airplane (Movie)

"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???!!!" - James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd)

"You ever notice when Ducks are flying in a V, and one side is longer than the other, you know why that is? More ducks." -Randy (That 70's Show)

"When you're down and blue, look into the blue sky, and your blueness might be soaked into the sky." -Connie (Steambot Chronicles...shut up, I don't care that you've never heard of it.)

" 'Are you trying to insult me?' 'Oh, I'm not trying, it just comes naturally, you give me so much to work with.' " - Me.

"I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're terrible at that too." - Me.

[EponaOwns]

"All you need is love."-John Lennon.

That quote is just beautiful in every breath, letter and word :)

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free spots are only for handicapped.-Unknown.

This one is funny and so true when it comes beetween me and guys! xd

[MagnumPrimers]

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking... the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker." - Albert Einstein

"At midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew, go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do." - Bob Dylan, from the song: Desolation Row.

"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being." - C.G. Jung

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

[Amelie]

You will never need anything faster then 56k ~ Bill Gates.

Yes this is about Dial-up ^^

[Linkmaster]

In 1984, Michael Jackson's hair spray in his hair ignited while filming a pepsi comercial. - some book... don't ask why I remember this...

[Mike Pothier]

If you breed a bulldog and a sh*tzu, is it called a bullsh*t? - can't remember who... (it keeps censoring the s-h-i-t in s-h-i-t-zu...)

No no, it goes like this:
"Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullsh*t *giggles*."

Dumb and Dumber, one of the greats.

[Welbanks]

Brian Fantana: Well, ill give this babe a few minutes before were doing the no pants dance, time to musk up.
Ron Burgendy: Ooh, what will it be? London gentleman? No wait, Blackbeards delight?
Brian: No, she gets the special stuff, its called Sex Panther by Odeon, illegal in 9 countries, its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good.
Ron: Its quite pungent, it stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian: Oh ya.
Ron: Im not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian: They've done studies ya know, 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron: That dosent make any sense.
Brian: Well, lets go see if we can make this kitty purr.

[ShellShocker]

Ah! On a forum I go to, I found a hilarious one that I can't get enough of:

PurpleSquerkle: "Don't break the law kids, it's illegal! ;)"
Clonkinator: "OMFG!!! NO WAY! I would have never guessed!"

It's quite funny if you were there, so if you want, I could get a link.
Wait a second.
*Remembers something*
That was in The Legend of Zelda thread! :)

[Amelie]

Macs are for those who don’t want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work.

Windows is for those who don’t want to know why their computer doesn’t work.

~ Someone

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

Macs are for those who don’t want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work.

Windows is for those who don’t want to know why their computer doesn’t work.

~ Someone

Uh....is that insulting Windows or something?

"Well, a little rain never hurt anyone"

"Yeah, but a lot can kill you"

[Amelie]

No. Its not insaulting windows. It just telling the truth. And even if it IS insualting windows... well.. its a quote.. and thats what this topic is for ^^

I personally think its the dead truth. I used windows for 3 years.. enough to know how it works and when it works.. or.. doesnt work.


Im dumbfounded be me... all the time.. what thrill.. and a joy.. ~ Layne Staley

[Link and Navi]

Two of mine are: "Without love, there can be no future" and "Anything is possible to he who believes," (bible verse, Mark 9:23)

[Amelie]

Both sexes should be equal Amelie.. in fact I can only think of 2 things in one second that the other cant do. Boys cant give birth. Girls can. Boys can tinkle standing up. Girls cant. I tryed believe it doesnt work! ~ My bestest friend

[Y2K3]

I'm not usually a fan of the 'serious' quotes most people have mentioned. Random things said by my friends or I are the ones that interest me the most.

"Why would I play clarinet when I could play something more violent.... like an axe!"

[Amelie]

I think your cat just stepped on a frog ~ my friend

[Linkmaster]

This is from the comic Frazz. "Did you have A.D.D. when you were a kid Frazz?" "No I had A.D.D.H.L.A.S" "Attention deficit dis-Hey look a squirrel!" "That's what I have!" ...lol.

[Master Link]

Batman movies have so many awesome quotes.

Batman (1966): "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

Joker (2008): "Well, depending on the time, she could be in one place or several."

[Josh]

Speaking of Dark Knight quotes, I've got quite a few of my favorite ones stuck in my head from him.


Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

And This huge speech:


Two-Face: It was your men, your plan!
The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here.
When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you.
I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

And this:


Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

[UsayEldaZay]

Mine is not a quote, I don't think but it's my favorite thing ever.
And yes, it is from THE OFFICE.

Dwight: But...dont you want to earn Shrute Bucks?
Stanely: No, infact I'll give you one million Stanley nickels if you leave me alone.

[Moosh_is_cool]

Here are some hilarious quotes from the Kirby anime:

Meta Knight? What technique is Kirby going to use now?
It's not like I know everything about him...


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All right! It's Fire Kirby!
No, he's just in terrible pain because the curry was too spicy.


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Yes! That's Fire Dedede... I can't make that sound cool...

[Amelie]

Jerry Russo - What kind of a mother forgets her own son?

Wife - Odd look

Jerry - Hey. Im a dad. Before my cup of coffee Im lucky if I remember any of these kids!

~ Wizards of Waverly place

[Kitsu]

It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it
-George Carlin

Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.
-Frederick Douglas

I'm completely in favour of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

-George Carlin

[Mike Pothier]

Dr Manhattan had some great quotes.

"A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?"

"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."

"I've walked across the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they hardly can be said to have occurred at all, but you... you are a man. And this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."

"In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon."

[Amelie]

Im also one of those people that dont care about being right. I just care about success

~ Steve Jobs

[Skull_Kid]

"Mankind?A Cesspit of Hatred and Lies"-Dracula in "Symphony of the Night", PSP version

[Amelie]

I will squash you like a... like a BUG!!!

~ Some movie I saw I cant remember the name of >>

[Kybyrian]

CATS: All your base are belong to us

Poorly translated Japanese game. http://wikipedia.com/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

Also:


That's what she said.
???

[Amelie]

Once upon a time... there was a place where it never rained.. the end!

~ Mr. Sir

[Durion]

Some of my favourite quotes are from some games as well as films so here goes:

Nurse-I'll get the Lubricant
Doctor-There's no time for lubricant
Harry Block-There's always time for lubricant
~Evolution

Oh yes, A Question for all the land and people of Hyrule...
...Life?Or Death?
~Zant

and here is a hell of a lot from Jak 2

Jak-Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter- Well, I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without any pants....God, I miss pants

Krew- While smuggling the huge statue through the sewers, 'ey, A grueling rainstorm flooded the whole place. The statue and five of my best men were swept away.
Jak-That's terrible
Krew-Yes, A tragic loss. I've missed that statue ever since.

Pecker- Onin welcomes you, blah blah blah blah blah... The usual salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
Jak- But we've never met before.
Pecker-Before...after...it is all the same.
Daxter-Oh!Oh! Let me try!Aaah...She wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No...no...I got it! For many moons...She has...Waited for... a Juice pop? A Jewel shop? Oh...Oh...I know, Shes got a hairball?A hair lip? A hairy chest?

Jak-Great, More mucking in the mud...
Daxter- I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, But that ain't just mud down there.

(This is one of my favourites)
Daxter- So there I was, toe to toe with FIVE of the nastiest Metal Heads you ever saw! Slime oozing from monstrous jaws! Teeth sharper than daggers! Slowly, all TEN of 'em surround me. But do I surrender? No! I summon my highly trained killer instincts, and pounce! Hya! Chooy! Whaa! HAA! And when the dust cleared, there were TWENTY less Metal Heads in the world!
Tess- Ohhh, Daxter you're amazing!
Daxter- Yeah, I know.

Daxter-Let me guess. Dark, murky water? Smells worse than your breath at an oyster fest? Fuller o' Metal Heads than your plate at a one-pass buffet? And of course, weapons more lethal than your ever so "tighty wighties" on a hot summer day?

Daxter- Hey, Tattooed Wonder, how come we get all the crappy missions?
Torn- Because I... don't... like... you!

Baron Praxis- You are the supreme weapon, Jak. And I made you. Still... any leader worth his salt always has a back-up plan.
[he presses a button, revealing a bomb]
Baron Praxis- Remember, the first rule to making a bomb... is to always make two...
[he dies]

Ashelin- Who the hell are you two?
Daxter- Mmm, I do love a woman in uniform. Wanna bark some orders at me? Woof woof! I'm your soldier on the front lines of love! Waiter, foxhole for two!
Ashelin- Keep talking and I'll raise your voice a couple of octaves.

Sig- You know, my momma used to read me bedtime stories about Mar when she'd tuck me in. She'd give me a nice glass of warm yakow milk... and my little Poopsy bear.
Daxter- Bedtime stories? Warm milk? Poopsy bear? Buddy, ya just blew yer image!

Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?
Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME!
Barney: I won't tell her, Fred.
Fred: Thanks pal.
~ The Flintstones

And a Few Johnny Bravo quotes

Johnny Bravo- I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...

Johnny Bravo- Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.

Johnny Bravo- Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.

Johnny Bravo- What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky- Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo- My thoughts exactly!

villager- We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo- Boo.
villager- Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo- Okay, your story checks out.

Prison Warden- What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo- What?
Prison Warden- What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo- Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Velma- My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo- My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Kybyrian]

I just realized that from my previous posts I don't have many quotes. :|


I pity the foo who does drugs.
Mr. T

[TwilightLink]

irc chat,

i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore: wait
BonyNoMore: never mind...

[Skull_Kid]

"Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return"-Genesis in Crisis Core, reciting Loveless Act I

[Gildragon]

I'm too sexy for my shirt - Gildragon

Love your enemies and pray for your persecutors - Jesus

[Stephanie]

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a little stitious."- Micheal from the Office

[Ocarina Song]

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.-unknown
It went something like that, I know. I just can't remember who it is.

[Gildragon]

Live Long and Prosper - Spock
The Needs of the Many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. - Spock

[Amelie]

First of all thats not my sword! My sword is huge.. its way bigger then his!

~ That new TV show I forgot the name of ><

[basement24]

"Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."

-Batman in The Dark Knight

(I don't know why, but that speech at the end always gets me.)

[Master Link]

That's what she said.
'Nuff said.

If you do not know it is from The Office.

[bellum]

This was something truly epic that I missed. START THE BOTTOM MAN.

Stella3000 aw...poor Mases...

Stella3000 yeah...lol I guess I don't have it that bad

Mases *Mases runs away and cries*

Skull_Kid Hey mases

Skull_Kid @ stella- my gf lives the other side of the atlantic

Smitie o.0 you're too old xD

Mases I'm available Smitie

Stella3000 awww...yeah that's why...lol my bad *rubs it in*

Smitie well, actually i do, i'm still single

Skull_Kid xD..smitie needs a BF

Smitie i'm a lonely bully, so i can't post in it

Stella3000 why not Smitie?

Smitie heh, i don't like a couple thread

Skull_Kid lol

Stella3000 hm....ah wth *goes off to start couples thread*

Stella3000 *Stella3000 wonders what Small link would think of a couples thread...eh who am I kidding she'd probably love it. lol heh heh.

"When the Cats away the mice will play." Wait...

" Be close to your friends but even closer to your enemies." Wait, is't that aother sayin, I'm not sure.

[Gildragon]

It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women - Gimli

[LucarioMaster]

hmmm mine would be:

"There is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself"
i think Franklin D. Roosefelt said that.
when i hear it it sounds like:
"the only thing we have to fear is fear its self" some thin from a video game i have

my main fav. qoute is: "watch the TRUE power of aura!" lucario from ssbb/ soul brother

[Amelie]

Ah.. fresh meat!!

~ Mrs. Trenchbull from Mutilda

[Gildragon]

"Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die!" ~ Inigo Montoya

[Swedish Link]

"I'm sending my right hand to dispose of you!"
"Your right hand comes off?"

- Salazar and Leon Scott Kennedy.

[Joshua]

"Only by letting others in can we find new ways to be our selves"

"Understanding people isn't hard, it's impossible"

"But Neku, I thought you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world."

"Life's little crossroads can often be solved by a pull of the trigger."

all byKiryu Yoshiya Aka Joshua

[Clucluclu]

"He aproached everything in life with either extraordinary genious or naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which from which."
--Douglass Adams

"Opinions should be a result of thought, not a sustitute for it."
--Jef Mallett

[NorthApple]

SWEET thread, I'll have to read through it all sometime (it's 1am here). Anyway, I seached through, and I don't think anyone said these so... here's my favourite quote of all time, one (as most of my friends know) I say too much:

"Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness." - Chinese Proverb

I also like:
"Have the courage to live, anyone can die." and "Even impossible says 'I'm possible'"

[K4KING]

i have many quotes i like, some of them are:

"Fortune is Better than Wealth"
-Confucius

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."
-Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

"Hope Springs Eternal"
-Alexander Pope

"Man Oppresses others because Man finds oppression in himself."
"Once you love someone, You cannot forget, nor ignore a person. They live in your heart forever, until the day comes, when you speak to them once again."
"Everything we think and fear is an Illusion created by the Mind and Culture, One who can completely adapt to anyplace, anytime, has lack of these Illusions."
-I made these quotations.

Whew hope you liked these Quotations, It is what drives me everyday to live life.

[link to present]

"that was close, you almost became a jill sandwhich"

Barry to jill in the orginal resident evil

[Joshua]

"We intrust our hearts to our friends. Don't ever die alone"
Kiaen Shiba

[Joshua]

"You humans are always talking about hearts. It’s as if you have them in your hand. But my eye sees everything. Nothing can escape it. What it doesn’t see doesn’t exist. That’s how I’ve always fought. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?"
-Ulquiorra Cifer

[Joshua]

"One blow from the shark and the ice dragon sinks into the sea."
-Tia Hallibel

This may be a lie but it sounds cool

[Linkette]

http://th06.deviantart.com/fs22/300W/i/2008/008/3/8/Mah_Boi_is_HD_by_HWO.jpg

MAH BOI, every time I hear it, it makes me lolling

[Emicon]

"To a crisis of the spirit, we need an answer of the spirit. And to find that answer, we need only look within ourselves. We listen to the better angels of our natures, we find that they celebrate the simple things, the basic things - such as goodness, decency, love, kindness."
-Richard Nixon

[Joshua]

"One blow from the shark and the ice dragon sinks into the sea."
-Tia Hallibel
This may be a lie but it sounds cool

"I am alone... Why do I have to fight someone this strong? ... I was jealous of the weak ones. The weak are allowed to congregate. I want to be weak. If that's impossible, at least give me someone as strong as I am."
-Coyote Starrk

"Starrk! Don't be an idiot, Starrk! You're number one, so act like it! You've just been acting cool and not even trying!! Why do you think Aizen made you number one?! It's because he believes in your strength! If you don't want your friends to die, then you have to fight!"
-Lilynette Gingerback

"Did you think that age could not touch Kidō? How ridiculous. Humans die. Animals die. Plants die. Even Shinigami die. And for everything that dies, there is age, too. If things humans create can die, then Kidō, created by Shinigami, is no different. Kidō may last for a thousand years, but it cannot last forever. Of course it can't. After all, the word 'forever' is nothing more than a meaningless word born out of the fear of aging."
-Baraggan Luisenbarn

"This Bankai offends my pride as a covert ops agent. It's too large to hide. It's too heavy to move. And its attack... is too flashy for assassination!"
-Soifon

"Do you remember the time when you first learned to walk?...If you don't, then you don't consciously know how to do it. If so, how are you still able to walk? Every person knows how to walk after being born. Just like birds knowing how to fly. Just like fish knowing how to swim. It's Instinct! Because they instinctively know their strength. They wont think twice before trying to acquire that strength when the time comes."
-Yoruichi Shihōin

"Ehhhh. If every time I dodge an attack you destroy a building I won't be able to dodge because I'll just feel so darn guilty"
-Shinji Hirako

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!"
-Kenpachi Zaraki

[DesertDweller]

"We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion . . . our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

"The wind... it is blowing" - Ganon

[Tak]

I quite like some of Sheik's quotes, they provide some helpful insights;

The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days...

It is something that grows over time...a true friendship. A feeling of the heart that becomes stronger over time...The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...

And then, I love normal everyday quotes to;

A photograph is usually looked at- seldom looked into.-Ansel Adams

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.- Albert Einstein

Happiness does not come ready made. It comes from your own actions- Dalai Lama

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible- Dalai lama

I have a few other quotes, but these are the only ones I can remember at the present moment. :P

[Cyrus Skyray]

There are a bunch of proverbs on the loading screens of Empire-Total war, but the only one I can remember is:

"Duty is heavier than Iron, yet Death is as light as a feather" Japanese Proverb.

[Master Kokiri 9]

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

Believe it!~ Naruto Uzumaki

Super Super Pie Guy~ me

Mah boi!~ no clue

Oh you in trouble now dumb dumb~ statue from one of those museum movies

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!~ Vegeta

Yoo who it's time to die!!~ me

[Wielder of Aegis]

"The Lord let's us grow old for a reason: to find fault with every single thing he's made."
-Grampa from The Simpsons
Heart of a poet.

[Xinnamin]

The following is a quote from a comic I found on Deviantart by the user alexiuss
"I hate you so much right now"
"Good, bottle it up. Someday you'll spontaneously combust for my amusement."


And a few quotes from my favorite philosopher in history, Voltaire:

"It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong."

"A witty saying proves nothing."

From Candide (by Voltaire):
"Optimism," said Cacambo, "what is that?"
"Alas!" replied Candide, "it is the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst."

[athenian200]

"We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are." -- Unknown

"I don't care about what anything was designed to do, I care about what it can do." -- Gene Krantz

"To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." -- Sun Tzu

"Know thyself; nothing in excess." -- Oracle at Delphi

[vatti]

"Dad, did you know that the japanese use the same word for crisis as they do for oppurtunity?" "Yes! Crisitunity!"
*The Simpsons, conversation between Lisa and Homer*

"Don't blame these kids officer, I think there father is missing a chromisome."
*Selma, from The Simpsons*

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"Dad, did you know that the japanese use the same word for crisis as they do for oppurtunity?" "Yes! Crisitunity!"
*The Simpsons, conversation between Lisa and Homer*

"Don't blame these kids officer, I think there father is missing a chromisome."
*Selma, from The Simpsons*

[Dark Princess]

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." -Alphonse Elric

"Get ready! I'm gonna turn you into poo!" -a friend while talking about food... xD

[TriforceHunter]

"I shoot, I score, you shoot, I score"~ Dan Gable

"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos"~Some Pansy

"You Must Die!!!"~ another pansy

"I wish she made lots of spagetti"~weegee

"Carlos! Not at the table!" ~Fat guy from the Hangover

"IN THA BATHROOM!!!" ~ NintendoCapriSun

"This Is fake and G@y " Ray William Johnson
And of course loo at my Sig *Points down* :D

[Pocket Asian]

"That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because its true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes. That day. All female officers will be required to wear, tiny miniskirts!"
-Roy Mustang, Full Metal Alchemist

"Yes! Yes! Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls."
-Daniel Craig, 007 Casino Royale

"Sir, the goombas are dancing again."
-Koopa's Henchman- Super Mario Bros. (Movie)

[Zeruda]

Probably one of the most inspiring quotes by anyone:
"Zelda is a game that values reality over realism. In the art world, realism is a movement which faithfully replicates the real world to whatever extent possible. Reality, though, is not mimicking the real world. The big difference is that even using more exaggerated expressions can be an effect means of making things feel more real." -Aonuma on Miyamoto's Philosophy of Zelda.

Another one I really like:
"Cliches become cliches because there is some truth to them, and they art oft repeated and proven correct." - (I forget)

"A person who is free from delusion ( who understands things as they are), who has good qualities, who has good thoughts, speech and deeds, and who avoids violence of the body, speach and mind, enjoys freedom like a bird, while living on this earth." -Ko thari, Saroj

And one of my all-time favorites:
"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of a genious. Love, love, that is the soul of a genious." - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

[badmuffins]

"Smell ya later! " -Rival from Pokemon First Generation

[Raven]

A boy's will is the wind's will, And the thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts. - Longfellow My Lost Youth

I also like the saying ignorance is bliss, by feigning ignorance you can get out of a lot of situations that perhaps you didn't want to be in in the first place =)

Something I say on a regular basis would be...
"big ups"
"that's wicked"
"aim for the brain!" (COD Zombies)

[Wielder of Aegis]

"The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." -Kyle Reese in T2
"I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do" -The Terminator from T2
"I'll be back!" -The Terminator

[Biggoron]

"Not at the table Carlos"- The Hangover

[February Eve]

Another one I really like:
"Cliches become cliches because there is some truth to them, and they art oft repeated and proven correct." - (I forget)


I've heard something similar, and for some reason am trying to attribute one sentiment to Maya Angelou. I failed in my google to find out if that was accurate, but I found another by Jack Kerouac: "Cliches are truisms and all truisms are true." Not sure the context.

One of my favorite quotes is from Memoirs of a Geisha, a very quotable book, but the ending is just perfect for it:

"As a young girl I believed my life would never have been a struggle if Mr. Tanaka hadn't torn me away from my tipsy house. But now I know that our world is no more permanent than a wave rising on the ocean. Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer them, all to soon they bleed into a wash, just like watery ink on paper."

[maribell7]

Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. - Bruce Lee

[February Eve]

Just found a nice one this week.

"I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould

[Joshua]

"Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"- Daisukenojo Bito aka Beat

[Tony]

"They drew first blood...not me..."- Rambo, First Blood
"Adrian...Adrian!" Rocky
"Where we're going...we don't need roads!"-Doc, Back to the future part 1

[Dracomajora]

"Life,dreams,hope.Where do they come from,and where do they go?Such meaningless things....ILL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!"-Kefka

[insanity76]

"Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed .. They don't mean quite so much, except that you get to hang out with your working friends." - Les Claypool

"If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane." - Dave Mustaine

"It's like Deja Vu all over again." - Yogi Berra

[Random Person]

"It will not break! It will not... it broke." - Aladdin
"We are gonna die." - Toy Story
"This chest is cursed." - The Mummy Returns

[link to present]

''life move pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in awhile you might miss it.''- Ferris bueller's day off

[Hylian Pants]

"I don't do drugs, I am drugs" -Salvador Dali

"Hm, must've been one of those unidentified flying cupcakes" -The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" -Tyler Durden from "Fight Club"

Art is anything you can get away with" - Andy Warhol (meh, not a big fan of his work, but he was delightfully out of his mind)

[Pocket Asian]

Well, I was reading today, and I found a quote that I liked:

"Life isn't a support-system for art. It's the other way around."
-Stephen King, On Writing

[Austin]

From Fullmetal Alchemist:

"It's ironic that as scientists that don't believe in God, we are the ones who are closest to God."

[badmuffins]

"For the love of Hillary Duff on a Stick!" -chuggaaconroy

"Reach for the sky!" -Woody from Toy Story

"All toasters toast toast." Mario from Hotel Mario

[Meego]

"Millions saw the apple fall but Newton was the only one who asked why." ~ A poster on the wall of the school science lab.

"Life is **** and then you die." ~ My friend's dad XD

"He's gonna make you look like a fool LIKE A FOOL!" ~ Phoebe Buffay from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

[Lady_Yuna]

"Live for today but look forward to 2morrow. and don't forget to smile."- blood plus

[shan-tastic]

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf the Grey, Fellowship of the Ring.

&

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn, Return of the King


Lord of the Rings is just filled with inspirational quotes. =)

[SheikahWarrior]

'So they have to let girls wear trousers but boys aren't allowed to wear skirts? Sexist swines.' - my riend commenting on my schools uniform policy

'People are like slinkys. basically useless but it sure is fun to watch them fall down stairs.'

'Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.'

Im not entirely sure where I got those last 2 from

[Icetomeetyou]

"Embrace the suckage!"
-George (Acting counselor at my theater camp.)

"You can blame your problems on the world for so long, before it all becomes the same old song..."
-The (Shipped) Gold Standard-Fall Out Boy

"Life sucks and then you die."
-Unknown

[Dragon565333]

Funny Quotes:
Sophia: [playing Scrabble with Dorothy] I win!
Dorothy: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. There is no such word as that!
Sophia: There certainly is.
Dorothy: Fine. I'll look it up, and if it isn't in the dictionary, I win.
Sophia: We don't have a dictionary.
Dorothy: Yes we do.
Sophia: Not anymore, the robbers took it.
Dorothy: They stole our dictionary?
Sophia: That's right. Too bad.
Dorothy: Ma, "disdam" is not a word! You made it up.
Sophia: It's a word!
Dorothy: Fine. Use it in a sentence.
Sophia: [pauses] You're no good at disdam game!
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years; I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch, and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!
Serious
-Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors,you might see anything. You could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again! -The Doctor
-Remember this: Nothing is written in the stars. Not these stars, nor any others. No one controls your destiny-Greg Mag.
-Happy endings are still endings.
-Those who don't try never look foolish.
-Memory is a part of the present. It builds us up inside; it knits our bones to our muscles and keeps our hearts pumping. It is memory that reminds our bodies to work, and memory that reminds our spirits to work to: it keeps us who we are.
-Not everyone is born a witch or a saint. Not everyone is born talented, or crooked, or blessed; some are born definite in no particular at all. We are a fountain of shimmering contradictions, most of us. Beautiful in the concept, if we're lucky, but frequently tedious or regrettable as we flesh ourselves out.
-"He lingered at the door, and said, 'The Lion wants courage, the Tin Man a heart, and the Scarecrow brains. Dorothy wants to go home. What do you want?'...
She couldn't say forgiveness, not to Liir. She started to say 'a soldier,' to make fun of his mooning affections over the guys in uniform. But realizing even as she said it that he would be hurt, she caught herself halfway, and in the end what came out of her mouth surprised them both. She said, 'A soul-' He blinked at her
1st part is from the golden girls the second part is from Wicked the Life and times of the wicked witch of the west by Gregory Magurie

[Jetter]

My Favorite quotes would have to be "That's what she said".

[bigflyingpotato]

"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, dream as if you'll live forever" James Dean
"Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die" Freddie Mercury
"Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold" Zelda Fitzgerald (yes she was real)
"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist-" Last words of General John Sedgewick before before being shot
"Imaganing the future is a kind of nostalgia" Alaska Young (Looking for Alaska, John Green)

[Pop 360]

"Legs yes,bowtie...cool,fez....I can buy a fez"

Matt smith (Dr. who)
(lol makes me laugh every time I hear it)

[Poe]

"How she does it is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma-stuffed mystery. Or, y'know, a mystendrum." - Wurtzer, Professor Layton.

"College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own." - Mr. Shan, Vampire's assistant.

"Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem." - Unknown. At least unknown to me.

[Dr3W21]

Josh- "I hate sausages!"
*echoes twice*
Tyler- "I love sausages."

-"Moms are silly" by thecomputernerd01


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[SheikahWarrior]

'A vegetarian who eats fish is like a pacifist who occasionaly punches small children in the face'

- Unknown

[yann]

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible ****, me." - Bricktop, Snatch.

[Dr3W21]

-Black Knight: 'tis but a scratch
-Arthur: A scratch!? Your arm's off!
-Black Knight: No it isn't
-Arthur: What's that then?
-Black Knight: 'tis but a flesh wound

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail--

[Magatha]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup."
I think this is a version of one by Tolkien: "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" The fellowship of the ring, chapter three.

[Dr3W21]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[Oni Link 45]

he who laughs last... obviously didnt get the joke

[Aero_Dynamic]

Mine are:

What the firetruck!?! (Smosh)

What the toast? (me)

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!! (Suburban Commando)

Do a barrel roll! (Peppy Hare)

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"Look around you then you may realize, happiness lies trapped in misery." - Lyrics of Dreams of an Absolution.

[Icetomeetyou]

"Milk the cow and ting."
-Chessy (friend from school)

[VergilDante100]

"Please tell me that did not just happen, oh crap it happened"
Me one time at a local tournament

[Jedizora]

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."
-John F. Kennedy

[Erebea]

The flow of time is always cruel… Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it…
—Sheik

[butterbiscuit]

It's probably gonna have to be, "With great power comes great need to take a nap."
That, or... "Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And Women! And women who dress like men! For Gilgamesh...it's morphing time!"

[Tim]

"We’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty." Sarah Palin

[8-BitHero]

"A sword wields no power unless the hand that holds it has courage"-Heros Shade-TP