Bad Movie Lines or Line Deliveries That Make for a Good Laugh

[insanity76]

Basically as the title says .. lines in movies that are so ridiculously dumb they're laughable, whether it's meant to be funny or not. Or the way the actor/actress delivers his or her line is laughably terrible.

I'll start off with Troll 2 - It's a little combination of both bad script and bad delivery (as is most of the movie to be honest lol): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

[Majora16]

I just watched a movie called "Our Family Wedding." It was definitely one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. It was very cliche and was terribly racist. Anyways, there was a part of the movie where the mom and her 2 daughters were shopping for clothes and the mom left to go try something on in the fitting rooms. The 2 girls started talking. Here's the convo:
Girl 1: Did you see the way mom was looking at that vibrator in the store?
Girl 2: I know, it was like she saw water in a desert.
Girl 1: Maybe she thought it was a food mixer.
Then in the background you could see the mom overheard and she looked all serious and upset. It was the most messed up thing I had ever heard in a movie and I've seen Borat about 482945389574395729 times. It was just so unexpected and was so awful that it made me laugh really hard.

[SheikahWarrior]

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I just really hate that for some reason T.T

[Majora16]

Ok, I have another one. Pretty much any line from The Room. Here's a clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4&feature=related

[Icetomeetyou]

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"

I don't remember what movie it's from. But it's so random and ridiculous and no on ever asks what it means.