Day 1: I just found out I am Hylian. I can finally leave the forest. I think I will visit Link today tell him the great news. Well why shouldn't I? I do love him. I just came back. I asked him to dinner tonight at my house. He gladly axcepted. I cant wait after that were gonna get a little wild. (wink)

Day2: Link and I loved the dinner. He said it was deliceous. He even said he loved me. We kissed for a while then we played my song together.
Later that night we got in bed together. I took off my and boots. I still had all my stuff on. Im not that active. Well today Link and I went Bombchu Bowling. We loved every minute of it. Link invited me to stay with him at Lake Hylia. I said sure why not.

Day3: Lake Hylia was so romantic. Link was very very charming. We went swimming toghether. We even visited King Zora in Zora's domain. We swam through that hole under lake Hylia. Today I went shopping for new clothes. Zelda and Malon came with me. Malon said she found the perfect guy, His name was Aaron. Zelda also said she found the right guy. she said it was a guy named Bob. When I said i wanted to get hitched with Link everyone thought it was a good idea. little that I know one of them wanted me dead.

Day4: I told Link, Zelda or Malon was going to kill me. Link said he would never let that happen to me. He also said he loved me too much. He offered to stay at my house tonight for protection. I said please do. I walked around the forest for a while. It was so beutiful in the summer. I was wearing a green tank-top and short green shorts. Link was wearing his usual Kokiri tunic. I wonder if he wears anything else. Its afternoon now and Im getting worried about link. He was visiting the GREAT DEKU TREE and he still hasnt come back. Im going to find him. Ill tell you what happens tommorrow.

Day5: Link went inside the Deku Tree yesterday. He was looking for his old sling shot. Well today Im going to ask Link if he wants to go out with me. I'm so nervous. I love him so much. First I have to do a little shopping. Well its 3:25 now, alright Im going to ask Link right now. It is 6:55 HE SAID OF COURSE!!! IM SO HAPPY!!! Its 8:30 Link is ready to go to the Fast Food Farm, its by the Lake Hylia on a small island. Its on that small island that connects the 2 bridges. Ill tell you about it tommorrow.

Day6: I had a great time with Link. We danced all night. When we got home to my house, we kissed for a while. Well today Link and I are going to visit Malon and Zelda. It is 5:00, We just got back from hyrule castle Zelda kept on giving me bad looks. I told Link he said it was alright he wouldnt let zelda hurt me. its 9:00 Im about to go too sleep I just wanted to say that Im only keeping this Diary for 2 weeks.

Day7: I'm really bored. Link is still asleep. I need something to do. I know Ill Go visit Malon. its 2:00 Malon and I went fishing at Lake Hylia. LINK IS STILL SLEEPING. Hey wait a muinute Zelda is standing out side shes asking me if I could talk. AHAHA!!! Shes pulling out a fairy bow. putting an arrow in it....

Day10: Sorry I did not write for a while. Zelda shot me with a fairy bow. My chest still hurts. Link got so mad at Zelda he almost lost it. He visited me everyday. The doctor said I lost a lot of blood. I almost did not make it. I was lucky Link heard me scream. He brought me here. Zelda was getting a lot of punishment. When I get out Im going to visit Link. Wait a sec im getting a< little slee...

Day11: I fainted yesterday. sorry for not writing. The doctor says im going to be out tommorrow. I cant wait. It's 5:00 Im so bored. the only visitor I had today was Nabooru. She said shes sorry for what Zelda did. I think Zelda is a piece of crap!!! She almost killed me. Its 9:00 What should I do. My wound started to bleed again. I know ill take out a fairy. Ahhh thats better. Well see ya in the morning.

Day12: Zelda tried to appologize. i fanally aceppted. MAN was i eager to see Link. Its 2:00 And the best thing just happened to me today.LINK AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!!!!!! The wedding is going to be in 2 days. Nabooru, and Malon are going to get a dress for me. Its 5:53 I just tried on my new dress. It looks beutiful on me. Its 9:55 I cant get to sleep Im so excited. MIDO KEEPS ON SAYING "DONT MARRY HIM" to me. What a dork. Tomorrow is the last day before Link and I get married I am getting a little sleepy.

Day13: Malon and Zelda are going to pick out cakes and food. We're going to have the ceremony at The Temple of Time. Tommorrow is going to be the big day. I'll tell you about it in the morning.

Day14: well today is finally here. After today Link and I will be officially married. I can't wait. I have to be at the Temple in 15 munites Ill talk to you later.

Day15 I’m in the emergency room. Zelda tried to kill me and hit link instead. Hold on the doctor came in I will talk to later. Oh my god Link died in the emergency room. I’m going to assassinate princess Zelda tomorrow. I will tell you later……


Hylian news reports beloved princess Zelda was found dead today. Her head was cut off by what is believed to be the legendary master sword that has been thought to be sealed in the sacred realm for over 5,000,000 years. More news in tomorrows paper.


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