Milk Bar Mornings: The Wind Waker Bosses

MaanavLinkFebruary 12th, 2014 by MaanavLink

Milk Bar logoWelcome back to another issue of Milk Bar Mornings. To start off Milk Bar Mornings after a short break, we will be looking at the various boss themes from The Wind Waker. The Wind Waker has an amazing pallet of bosses, from giant birds to hundreds of poes, The Wind Waker‘s boss themes are fast, upbeat, and cinematic. Boss music is an important factor in any game, ensuring that each track fully represents the grandness of both the boss, and the stage that the player went through to get to the boss. We will be looking at how the composers of The Wind Waker have created amazing pieces, through technicalities and story. So hit the jump to see what we have in store!

Kalle Demos

Kalle_DemosKalle Demos is the second boss Link encounters in The Wind Waker. Kalle Demos is a large plant creature that Link fights when making his way through the Forbidden Woods. The theme that takes place when fighting Kalle Demos is a simple yet effective song. Various percussion instruments, drums, bells, synths, pipes, horns are played through out the song. The heavy usage of percussion is used to create a childish feeling, something present numerous times through out the series.

The story behind this theme is one of abandonment. The Forbidden Woods is a place which as the name suggests, is very rarely entered. Because of this the plants growing inside have gone self-aware, becoming living breathing creatures. The childish feeling heard through out the song creates a creepy tone, yet the quick tempo of the song creates a tone as if the creatures in the woods have gone crazy, and eventually evil. As the woods aged with out any visitors, the creatures realized that no one would venture in there, and simply decided that no one should enter the woods, killing any one who does.

Gohdan

WW GohdanGohdan is the third boss Link encounters in the game. Gohdan is faced in the Tower of Gods, as Links final obstacle to prove he is worthy of being a hero. Gohdan is very different from all the bosses Link encounters, for a simple reason, he is a robot, and his theme does a great job at showing this. The main instrument used in the song is an organ, a very mechanical instrument. The usage of the organ accompanied by a harpsichord, another very mechanical instrument, and of course drums, a very fitting song is created.

The story present in this theme is a story of wits. Gohdan is designed to be a test for potential heroes, and one thing a hero must be, is clever. To prove this in a hero, Gohdan must be killed using a variety of weapons, in a variety of stages, rather than simply just being hacked at with a sword. This requires the hero in question to go the extra step and think on a bigger strategy to kill Gohdan, other than to do the common thing which is use a sword. The usage of organ plays an intricate theme, and the harpsichord, a popular historical instrument, creates an intellectual tone. Together, this creates a theme that makes emphasizes that the player doesn’t need to just be good at rolling and hitting the opponents weak spot, but rather take the opponent one step at a time for an effective kill.

Helmaroc King

Helmaroc KingThe Helmaroc King is the fourth boss in the game. Link fights, and defeats the Helmaroc King on his second attempt to save his sister Aryll. The Helmaroc King kidnaps her in the beginning of the game and attempts to capture Tetra, yet fails. He then continues to reside in the Forsaken Fortress until the player defeats him with the help of the newly acquired Skull Hammer. The theme for the Helmaroc King is filled with a full orchestra, contain strings, percussion, brass, and woodwinds, together creating an upbeat battle theme.

The theme for this battle is a theme of assurance. When Aryll gets captured Link makes it his goal to save his sister, and when the time finally comes to kill the beast that took her away, thousands of thoughts race through his head. One of them is assurance that he will get through the danger and kill the beast. The song reflects this by having sections that sound hopeful and legato, meanwhile having parts that send a feeling of danger reminding the player that this is still a monster, yet no obstacle that can’t be faced. Together a feeling of assurance knowing that Link will save his sister is sent out, meanwhile still having the grandness of the battle be presented through the full orchestra.

Well that is all for this weeks issue of Milk Bar Mornings. Let me know what you thought about this weeks issue, and let me know what you would like next weeks theme to be! You can let me know in the comments below! Thanks for reading.

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  • Navirocks321

    My favorite boss fight and boss music in wind waker is Molgera. The music fills with confidence

  • da man

    any weightliftas here?

    • The pirate Tetra

      stop

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        I made him stop…. i think…… :D

        • The pirate Tetra

          Good for you!

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Evil fighting evil is quite fun >:D

          • The pirate Tetra

            See I can’t be evil or I feel bad. I’m too sensitive. :)

  • Caleb Penner

    Molgera?

  • The Doctor

    What happened to Would You Rather? That was one of my favorite weekly posts.

    • StationaryBomb

      It will come soon enough I’m sure.

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        Ya i think we will see it soon :D

        • da man

          if you liked my comment does that mean you lift vv

          • StationaryBomb

            Upvote your own comment!

          • The pirate Tetra

            enough about the weight lifting who seriously cares this is a zelda site. Why are you on here anyways? >:)

          • michkori

            Because of the roid rage? >:D

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            and troll rage, once you taste the blood its hard to stop…. like a shark feeding frenzy >:D

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            because he wants people like us to react to what he says (trust me, i know ;)

          • The pirate Tetra

            I bet he just wants us to worship him and get all the girls to like him.

            Well he did the opposite! Heh heh

        • da man

          how much you bench? i can do 275. been liftin for 6 months

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Real men play Zelda, who cares if you lift? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :O

          • da man

            real men dont touch a controller! ive only found one guy on here who lifts a couple hours ago, and he’s probably lying! wh ydont all you fools hit the gym

          • da man

            see. you scqared to type back.

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            hahahaha, nobody will care if i downvote rampage U >:D. U have unleashed yepper on yoself >:D

          • da man

            whats so cool about yepper?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            U obviously are new here? why dont you ask around >:D

          • StationaryBomb

            NO! YOU HAVE RELEASED THE BEAST WITHIN HIM! THE END IS NIGH!

          • da man

            shut up

          • StationaryBomb

            No you up shut.

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            I agree with you totally, help us destroy this lowly uncreative troll, he doesnt deserve to be here, flag and downvote >:D

          • The pirate Tetra

            shut up already

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            help with the destruction, I flaged him with 4 of my accounts, and downvoted too, You should do the same >:D soon he will be consumed >:D

          • The pirate Tetra

            LOL

          • The pirate Tetra

            he’s better than you thats what

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            ya i have alot better trolling than he does under my belt >:D

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Just because you play video games, it doesnt mean you arent a man. I find it interesting that people have a different view on people that play video games and people that watch movies. studies show that your brain is actually functioning less when watching a movie then when you are asleep. when you play a video game you arent just watching, you are doing, thinking, and solving puzzles, Old people do puzzles to keep their brain sharp so that they keep their mind going. video games in essence do the same thing since all video games are puzzles to be solved. In conclusion video games are more productive than the majority of peoples entertainment, movies. everyone watches movies, even body builders yet they dont realize they are even worse off than the gamers they make fun of. :D :D :D :D :D :O

          • da man

            how are we worse off? video games make you fat. you get addicted to them

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            and movies dont? and majotity of all people watch movies, probly only like 1% dont watch movies, hahaha and i know a troll when I see one, since i yepper am the most fierce of all :D

          • da man

            weights dont dull a mind! i hate movies

          • da man
          • StationaryBomb

            Wow completely different people transforming into one another. IT MUST BE A TRUE STORY.

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            at least we arent dulling our mind :P

          • YoshiFan101

            I think he went on his daily trip up to the top of mt. everest

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            ya well your addicted to weight lifting, and working out :P

          • Cubemaster

            Real men don’t go on websites about playing video games and complain about video games. I’m fairly sure you are just some guy sitting on his computer at home saying “Oh, I bet I will get a reaction out of these people! Now I’m going to go get some Mcdonalds!” Well, there you go. You got a reaction out of me. Can you go now?

          • da man

            no! ill show you a pic of me. ive got to go take one first tho. actually i just finished a tuna salad.

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            dont need to see your six pack of six rolls, please spare us

          • da man

            i aint got no rolls

          • The pirate Tetra

            your a troll aren’t you?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            ya……. hes not even good at it, he has no tallent really

          • The pirate Tetra

            I know! He’s so boring. I wish i could have been on here to defend zelda dungeon but I was in school. :(

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            what we really need is a troll that posts 2000 comments! hahah JK ;)

          • The pirate Tetra

            You got me worried before I read JK

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            why did you downvote me? :O

          • The pirate Tetra

            I didn’t 0.0

          • The pirate Tetra

            did you down vote me?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            where? no ive been upvoting all your comments :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            I only down voted “DA MAN”

          • The pirate Tetra

            oh no HE’S BACK!

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            you mean da man? oh haha and someone is downvoting me the second i reply :P

          • The pirate Tetra

            Yep I mean him!

          • YoshiFan101

            same, he’s one of the only guys I’ve ever downvoted

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            sure…………. :D

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            tho thats what he wants is a reaction (trust me i know) haha, I have to agree with you, I could tell he was a troll at first post. since as u know im a professional one. but anyone could tell he was a trol haha :P

          • da man

            here

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            OHHH THE HUMANITY, you need to work some of that off man, that just isnt normal :O

          • da man

            what isnt

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            …. I shouldnt need to explain myself….. :O

          • The Doctor

            You make no sense! Earlier today you told me you bench 250, and now you said 275. I know people who can bench 320, 350, and 410. This guy (not you) would be around 375, not 275! I just found that same pic on google too.

          • StationaryBomb

            Wow liars are always full of holes are that will take them down. Good work!

          • da man

            why you think youre so cool?

          • The Doctor

            Because

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Becuz he is part of the troll extermination team. and because he is the doctor duh.

          • The pirate Tetra

            because he IS cool not like you duh! People who play video game are cool. If you keep on acting like this …

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            help me flag and downvote with my accounts >:D I Yepper am here to save the day >:D hahaha evil destroying evil, I luv it >:D

          • The Doctor

            Yeah, I’ll help. He said he’ll leave, but who knows.

          • michkori

            Flagged all of his comments, because now i apparently have my flags back but disqus is still being stupid

          • The Doctor

            Oh yeah, I forgot the proof:

            http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350×0/1/1/.1122151094030.DSCN0115.JPG

            I just googled “bodybuilder” :)

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            this guy really has no tallent, hes messing up everywhere >:D

          • The pirate Tetra

            Are you a random person who takes pictures of people from the internet and pretends to be them cause you think its fun because deep down you feel pathetic.

          • michkori

            Smart girl

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            wow she knows how to throw the hurt in the dirt :D lol

          • michkori

            Real men don’t use steroids

            Yes axle i know you told us not to reply to trolls but i did say no promises and he set himself up for it.

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Real men dont troll…. wait, no that means I….. nevermind :/

          • michkori

            Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh God i just fell out my recliner XD

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            bytheway someone keeps downvoting me the second i post…. o-O

          • YoshiFan101

            really? I just downvoted then I upvoted. it was a joke though. and the guy downvoting you is probably “da man”

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            probly some bitter guy thats still mad at me, he probly thinks if he downvotes, then everyone will blame me, what he doesnt realize is that i usually downvote several times, and ive also been upvoting everyone

          • YoshiFan101

            shouldn’t you be weigh lifting “da man” not downvoting a waffle?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            there is no way he is that big if all he does is spam websites lol

          • YoshiFan101

            and really sitting on a chair and typing hate against zelda fans isn’t gonna get you any buffer either

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            At this stage you are spamming just as much as the trolls do, so if you don’t want to get treated like a spammer, you should stop. ;)

          • YoshiFan101

            that downvote count is what happens when you mess with the waffle man

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            yeppers thats right :D

          • da man

            still scared?

          • The pirate Tetra

            Hey “DA MAN” i’m Tetra I’m a huge zelda fan! If your on this site you should be able to tell me five things about zelda in 3 minutes. What are you a weight lifting Troll?

    • michkori

      I know right. That and doctor link. Its been 2 weeks since each one

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        bytheway someone is downvoting everyone once, if it was me i would do it 10 times :P so dont get any ideas

        • michkori

          Well i thought it was you at first but i saw you had same as us all so

        • The pirate Tetra

          I can’t believe you thought it was me? :(

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            I didnt actually think it was, just slipped out, evil yepper (golum personality) said it :P

          • The pirate Tetra

            so you have conversations with yourself?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            YEPPER! >:D (gollum personality yepper)

            Yepper :D (smegol personality yepper)

          • YoshiFan101

            don’t you love burning trolls?

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            OH YESSSS >:D my evil shall destroy all lesser evil, he does not deserve to exist, very pitiful troll he is, I. SHALL. CONSUME. HIM. IN. MY. WAFFLEY. FLAMES. BWAHAHAHA >:D

          • YoshiFan101

            we burn all muscle off of him and replace it with fat!
            now thats actually kinda cruel…

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            Oh he will get much worse trust me……… heheheheheheheh >:D

          • The pirate Tetra

            NO Yepper stop. I’ll give you a lolly pop!

          • The pirate Tetra

            ewww

  • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

    I really like the boss battle songs in zelda :D I especially like the mini-boss battle song in Majoras mask, It gets my heartrate going because i think it adds to the intensity. :D

  • UltimateTankOP

    Great. The moment Yepper stops spamming nonsense, we get some prick talking about weightlifting for some reason. What is the world coming to?

    • StationaryBomb

      The inner Yepper has indirectly infected other people. The evil within Yepper may be dormant now but it has become a part of other people. All we can do is hope the new Yepper can combat the others.

      • da man

        no. now bye fools

        • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

          flagging you *click* >:D Bwahahahahah >:D.

          • The pirate Tetra

            take out your inner evil on him Yepper!

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            BWAHAHAHA he couldnt handle it >:D

        • The pirate Tetra

          actually your the fool:)

          ps your definitely not “DA MAN” :)

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            wow, a girl telling a guy hes not a mine, OUCH

          • michkori

            Wait he’s a mine!? Does that mean if we touch him he will blow up!? I like explosions!

          • The pirate Tetra

            Hmm maybe he should JK

          • michkori

            It would be amazing O.O

          • The pirate Tetra

            I know!

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            wow thats a terrible spell check, meant *man* lol XD

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            haha someone is downvoting me, but what they dont realize, I love downvotes >:D

          • YoshiFan101

            okay heres a downvote *click*

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            :O

          • The pirate Tetra

            should I give you one?

          • The pirate Tetra

            you get an up vote:)

      • LordSlayaton

        Yeah. It seems after Yepper goes through an account cycle. new account, yepper is happy sweet and annoying… several days later, he gets less lighthearted and more annoying… after about a week, he becomes very dark and evil.

        • crazymaskman

          that actually was pretty accurate, but i dont think i will this time

          • StationaryBomb

            Yeah this Yepper is better than ever!

      • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

        This is truer than I would have thought considering YOU guys are now the ones spamming this post, not exclusively Yepper or any other troll.

        • StationaryBomb

          I agree and apologize and I will leave for the evening. 3:10PM… Alright I guess I can go to bed early I have been a little sick lately.

    • The Doctor

      I love weightlifting, but some people who do it (if this guy even does) try to act so cool about it.

    • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

      Even if i stop though, Id like to be remembered as the evil waffle troll >:D

    • The Doctor

      Why is it that every comment I see from you gets the most upvotes (besides some replies) :)

      • UltimateTankOP

        Because a lot of people click the upvote button. Don’t ask me why, I’m not them.

        • The Doctor

          Yeah, I’m just complimenting your way of saying things. Your words seem to get the most attention.

        • StationaryBomb

          I click the upvote button because I’m a nice person. I read the comment though because I don’t want to support evil just in case.

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        because he is the only one on here with a pokemon profile :D it rocks :D

        • The pirate Tetra

          ya why are people getting a lot of up votes is it you yepper

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            maybe….. :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            shouldn’t it be Yepper the Upvoting waffle!

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            I had that name before, should i change it back?

          • The pirate Tetra

            i don’t know i like both! :)

          • YoshiFan101

            uh, you kinda got banned because you flipped back to evil yepper

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            what do you mean?

          • YoshiFan101

            as the upvote waffle you kept on changing the subject and placing 1 or 2 spam comments on every other comment

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            do you mean previously, or today, cuz i havent today have I?

          • YoshiFan101

            no, as the upvote waffle, not super awesome troll exterminating waffle

          • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

            I notice hes stopped, he gives up pretty easy lol XD

          • YoshiFan101

            yay! I’ll keep watch. I’m almost always on ZD

          • StationaryBomb

            No need to change it back we love this Yepper for who he is. Also I’m the upvote bomb, Ill upvote your comments as long as their nice :)

          • YoshiFan101

            wow, a lot of spam (including a ton from us) went down the drain here. thanks for getting rid of it Axle.

    • matt schweiss

      I Think the fact that he originally replied to yepper means he’s trying to pull him back into the troll world.

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        He trying to bring out the beast huh? well he did, I downvoted him several times below, and flagged him with my accounts, then the untallented troll gave up and left >:D Bwaahahahahaha im so eeeevill >:D

      • YoshiFan101

        he originally talked too the doctor actually, he probably waited for yepper to come than try to pull him back.

    • LordSlayaton

      That would also be yepper.

      • crazymaskman

        umm no, but ill upvote you anyway :D what was your offer?

        • LordSlayaton

          That’s being discussed by me and yepper. also, every troll on this site is yepper, just so you know.,

          • crazymaskman

            I am yepper, this is my real account, plus no, there are alot more trolls than me on zd

          • LordSlayaton

            Did axle just ban you?

          • StationaryBomb

            He probably didn’t. He isn’t doing anything wrong this time.

          • crazymaskman

            no, why would he?

          • LordSlayaton

            Go on your happy waffle account then. I sent the offer to an account im sure is the real yeepper.

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            Or why don’t you stop spamming a post with off-topic nonsense and speculation about whether or not someone is a troll’s dupe and just let mods take care of it without contributing to the problem yourself. ;)

          • LordSlayaton

            Im trying to talk him into leaving this site and going to another one.

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            Doesn’t do a thing. If you think asking a troll to stop will work, then either the people it worked on aren’t actually trolls in the first place or you’ve never really had an encounter with one. Whether he stops or not it doesn’t matter because WE MODS will deal with him.

            Talk to him if you want but don’t do it in the comment section.

          • LordSlayaton

            Im not asking him to stop by any means. Rather, allowing him to annoy even more people, just not us.

          • crazymaskman

            ok…. but i havent done anything wrong…

          • LordSlayaton

            You will like the offer. I was only asking to see if you can still access that account.

          • StationaryBomb

            The good the bad the Yepper ^.^

  • UltimateTankOP

    My favourite track is the song for final battle with Ganondorf. It’s full of the power and dignity of the great king of evil, yet also captures his murderous rage. On top of that, the song flawlessly emulates the sense of sheer desperation as the entire ocean crashes down all around you. Wind Waker isn’t my favourite game in the series, but that final boss is utter perfection.

    • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

      “It’s full of the power and dignity of the great king of evil, yet also captures his murderous rage.” this part reminds me of me >:D

  • NintendoGeek

    I personally like Molgera’s theme the best. It’s just that feel of, “Oh my goodness this is so close to the end!” But Wind Waker’s music in general is awesome.

    • A Link to the Comments

      Yeah, Molgera’s fight is my favourite boss of the game partly because of it’s music. Out of all the versions Wind Waker HD probably had the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI8D3rdpjuM

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        listen to this remix, its great

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11rnxpMNko

        • MaiamaiHunt

          People are still downvoting you? Seriously? Such hypocrites…

          • YoshiFan101

            it wasn’t da man. someone else was downvoting him too, unless he was downvoting himself

      • The pirate Tetra

        Hate the boss, love the music!

        • Zoltier853

          Molgera’s easy.

  • matt schweiss

    The entire zelda series just has great music in general, and windwaker is no exception. I love its music.

    • LinktIn

      Koji Kondo is an absolute genius when it comes to music! Every song of his is practically perfection, and all of his earlier songs he wrote by himself :o

  • Nikki

    I love the music in Zelda too. The music for the bosses, especially with Helmaroc King, I really like because before you fight him, there’s the urgency of getting up to the top of the fortress before it floods and then he tries to stop you at the entrance. It’s hard for me too chose a favorite though.

  • da man

    i dont even have an account. why are you fools blaming me for the downvotes??

    • YoshiFan101

      yes, you now apparently do

      • YoshiFan101

        it even says check out profile when I hover my mouse over it

        • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

          hahaha busted! this guy keeps slipping up, he’ll never be an effective troll >:P

          • The pirate Tetra

            Yep

          • da man

            what are yall fools talkin about!? try going in as a guest and downvoting. you CANNOT do it. its the truth.

          • crazymaskman

            what you are using is an account, and you just confessed above

          • StationaryBomb

            XD wow this guy is a worse liar than I thought.

          • crazymaskman

            I know, no tallent, no tallent,

          • StationaryBomb

            Surprisingly enough I got away with a lot of things when I was younger. I made sure so that I couldn’t be held suspect I wrote down and memorized all my statements so I couldn’t say anything contradictory to myself. I quit lying now because it isn’t moral and it hurts people on the inside. Also its like having an anvil over your head waiting to stick you to the ground.

          • crazymaskman

            wait did you used to troll when you were younger?

          • StationaryBomb

            No not on the internet, just when it came to who ate the cookies and other stuff XD

          • crazymaskman

            hahah i think weve all done that :D

          • YoshiFan101

            what? who are those people?

          • YoshiFan101

            you finally confessed above. you are the worst troll in the history of zelda dungeon. (or XBOXONEISBETTERTHANSTUPIDZELDA)

          • crazymaskman

            ya he is pretty bad too :D

          • YoshiFan101

            I never fought with him. just saw his terrible spelling and it was a pretty epic fight!

          • crazymaskman

            he wasnt very tallented at trolling either

          • YoshiFan101

            ya, his reasoning’s weren’t even reasoning. da man was the first troll I have ever fought. :D

          • StationaryBomb

            I’m a troll fighter. Everyone hates me for being a total boss on games. Of course they blame hacks, I contradict, they rage, they quit, everyone laughs at them, and all is well :)

    • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

      because your still here, plus it takes two seconds to make an account, u probly made one

      • The pirate Tetra

        he could be someone we all know! ( Creepy voice )

        • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

          probly, becuz he is downvoting, which means he knows what i do, and thats probly his way at getting back at me :/

    • The pirate Tetra

      oh my god your back? >:(

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        no hes been here the whole time

    • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

      flagged you bwahahahah >:D

    • The pirate Tetra

      your definitely not “Da Man”

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        OWCH

      • StationaryBomb

        Ohhh Snap you go girl! XD but seriously nice one.

    • The pirate Tetra

      well your a troll

      • The pirate Tetra

        and your the fool

      • Yepper (the kindly waffle)

        a not very good one if you ask me, my grandma could do better, and she doesnt even know what trolling is :D

        • The pirate Tetra

          We should have a competion! Yepper grandma vs “DA MAN”
          We should add them to SSB! :D

          • StationaryBomb

            I know who I’m betting on :)

          • The pirate Tetra

            who?

          • StationaryBomb

            Yepper. He IS the internet.

          • crazymaskman

            :O

    • YoshiFan101

      don’t mess with the waffle man *down votes*

  • YoshiFan101

    I’ve never played WW. I would if I had a Wii U

    • The pirate Tetra

      I’m saving up!

      • YoshiFan101

        maybe I should… I’ll probably get it when the price drops.

        • The pirate Tetra

          well sadly I broke right now. i only have $27

          • YoshiFan101

            80$. Got 270$ for christmas, anyway, I gotta go. I will check in a half hour or so, see ya!

          • The pirate Tetra

            Lucky! bye :)

          • StationaryBomb

            Get a WiiU we don’t care if it bombed, all the cool stuff is coming out on it soon!

            I decided to grow up and get a job making crafts. If it does well Ill make great money for little effort and cost.

          • da man

            i like you. i wont downvote only 2 people on here, and your 1 of them..

          • StationaryBomb

            Okay OwO

          • crazymaskman

            confession :P

          • YoshiFan101

            hi mr. troll, please go away

          • The pirate Tetra

            hey stop

          • YoshiFan101

            hey! I’m not the troll :(

          • YoshiFan101

            oh, you also admitted it, you downvoted all of us

          • crazymaskman

            and there ya go :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            who’s the other person?

          • crazymaskman

            is it you?

          • The pirate Tetra

            nope can’t be I DESPISE HIM Jk i just don’t like him!

          • crazymaskman

            i dunno if despise is strong enough XD JK

          • The pirate Tetra

            wait why me? 0.0

          • crazymaskman

            He likes to show off his muscles for the girls, so are you the other person he doesnt downvote?

          • StationaryBomb

            He must think I’m a girl. He isn’t downvoting me either as he said earlier.

          • The pirate Tetra

            hey

          • StationaryBomb

            Wut OwO

          • The pirate Tetra

            never mind

          • YoshiFan101

            its me! lol just kidding. I’m one of his worst enemies

          • YoshiFan101

            other then yepper and maybe tetra, we are his enemies, I love killing trolls, so much fun!

          • The pirate Tetra

            I KNOW RIGHT :)

          • StationaryBomb

            Same here you can count me in on the troll killing.

          • YoshiFan101

            yah! team trollkillers!

          • YoshiFan101

            oh a troll downvoted me

          • The pirate Tetra

            don’t worry we’ll find him

          • YoshiFan101

            go go gadget! oh, I mean go go team trollkillers!

          • StationaryBomb

            Inspector gadget wasn’t a bad show :P

          • YoshiFan101

            yah I know, I laughed so hard when I watched it a few months ago.(Inspector gadget is so stupid XD)

          • crazymaskman

            AND HE SHALL BE CONSUMED :D guess whos upvoting alt account this is? :D

          • StationaryBomb

            YAY ITS YEPPER!

            Edit: Got a downvote guess I wasn’t correct.
            Edit: Got an upvote I was correct! The troll hates me now but I dunt care!

          • The pirate Tetra

            it is Yepper!!!!

          • crazymaskman

            both are correct :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            Yessss!

          • crazymaskman

            notice you now have 558 upvotes now :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            wait what O.O

          • crazymaskman

            yep ive been upvotin lots :D

          • StationaryBomb

            Yepper the most wonderful upvoter ever :)
            Thanks it helps improve my comment to upvote ratio :D
            Don’t worry Ill upvote too OwO

          • crazymaskman

            how much did you have before today? :D

          • StationaryBomb

            Less than 300 thats for sure :)

          • The pirate Tetra

            should i follow this account or the waffle one?

          • StationaryBomb

            Both anything Yepper is great :P

          • crazymaskman

            why not both? :D

          • The pirate Tetra

            okay

          • YoshiFan101

            where is yepper?

          • The pirate Tetra

            the crazy mask man

          • YoshiFan101

            Oh okay. its kinda weird that one day we hate yepper than we freakin love him. oh and I’m following you yepper

          • crazymaskman

            :D

          • crazymaskman

            with two personalities :P

          • The pirate Tetra

            uh oh a nasty troll has come to down votes us
            Whatever shall we do? >:)

          • crazymaskman

            flag him and downvote him, he will be removed >:D and CONSUMED

          • The pirate Tetra

            flag?

          • crazymaskman

            upper right corner of his comments

          • StationaryBomb

            Flag and downvote FTW! We should be Disqus mods for the site. We have too much time on our hands XD

          • crazymaskman

            oh this is my main alt account :D

          • StationaryBomb

            Main alternative XD

          • crazymaskman

            I do to! :D

          • da man

            my lover, The Doctor

          • crazymaskman

            poor doctor :'(

          • da man

            he and stationary bom are just so sexy doe

          • crazymaskman

            u 2 had better watch out o.O

          • StationaryBomb

            HOLY GOD OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL THINGS WHATEVER YEPPERS HELP ME.

          • da man

            *greedily rubs hands together while licking lips*

          • YoshiFan101

            Axle please kill the troll *prays to the great AxleTheBeast*

          • crazymaskman

            appeal to the almighty mods :O

          • YoshiFan101

            yes! please cleanse the comments!

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            There’s hardly any troll spam on this post. 95% of the spam is by you guys talking nonsense. You guys need to chill.

          • YoshiFan101

            sorry, *chills*

          • da man is seeking remission

            upvote for you. i promise to quit commenting if you dont block me. thank you, lord axle

          • The Man

            I will now start using proper grammar, and say regular things.

          • YoshiFan101

            thank you, now admit we aren’t wimps please

          • The Man

            All of you are neither wimps, nor fools.

          • The Man

            I am the one in the wrong.

          • YoshiFan101

            you aren’t in the wrong. apology accepted

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            You should have in the first place without me saying anything. If you continue posting off-topic I will trash the account so stop it now.

          • The Man

            Okay, but it REALLY was not me downvoting.

          • crazymaskman

            axle doesnt really care if you downvote, it does nothing

          • The Man

            I know he doesn’t, because that’s how merciful he is. But I promise sooooo much that I was not the downvoter.

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            I don’t care and neither do 90% of the people reading this comment section. Drop it.

          • StationaryBomb

            Your right, were just feeding this guy now… And also I need to get back to playing WindWakerHD O–O

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            You’re not even “feeding” him. You guys are outright spamming and posting off-topic, no worse than he is.

          • YoshiFan101

            sorry, Great Axle. sometimes I eat candy

          • crazymaskman

            forgive us almighty axle beast *bows on hands and knees*

          • The Man

            Axle isn’t a God. He’s a human, who happens to be cool. Quit freaking him out. lol

          • crazymaskman

            shhh you will bring on his wrath if you disrespect him in that way…

          • YoshiFan101

            No, he is the god of zelda dungeon.

          • The Man

            Mases was the founder.

          • YoshiFan101

            ya but where is Mases?

          • crazymaskman

            ive never seen him around

          • YoshiFan101

            ya same here. I think he left long ago. Axle said that he doesn’t know any other mods and even if there are some they don’t seem to get rid of trolls, which really don’t show up often

          • LordSlayaton

            Mases is still around. I don’t see him in the comment section to much anymore though.

          • YoshiFan101

            ya I guess, I think he administrates the site and gets rid of the mods that go the way of the troll

          • LordSlayaton

            appointing new mods and writers. He is the site owner and head administrator, but he rarely posts articles anymore.

          • YoshiFan101

            okay, I actually heard of mases a few days ago. never really knew what he did other than create articles

          • The Man

            I remember him posting article long ago. That was in the prime of all the oldies. All I can really remember now is Bastian and Axle though.

          • YoshiFan101

            okay, I know Axle said don’t fuss about downvotes but you weren’t th one, somebody else was downvoting you.

          • crazymaskman

            obviously due to your knowledge, and the fact you want to be banned, you are a frequent goer on zd that made an alt account to have a little fun :O

          • The Man

            I don’t want to be banned, and I don’t have an account. As you can see, I am a guest, so I can’t down vote at all.

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            This message is basically the exact type of message I told you guys to stop making.

          • LordSlayaton

            Im in talks with yepper right now. Hopefully it should get him off this site and help things return to normal.

          • http://axlethebeast.com/ Axle the Beast

            It doesn’t matter if YOU guys keep spamming in his absence. Just drop the issue and comment on-topic.

          • LordSlayaton

            Alright axle, I did it. Yepper is going to a new site and will leave us in peace.

          • StationaryBomb

            This is my last comment for the night I need to stop and follow rules. So anyway I found that the bosses in WindWaker were very innovative and sparked interest in us all. The people behind Zelda games are geniuses even when they experiment.

          • crazymaskman

            thank you for intimidating the lowly troll :D

          • StationaryBomb

            I feel. DIRTY. HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP!!!

          • crazymaskman

            consider yourself flagged >:D

          • crazymaskman

            hes back, flag him quik :O

          • YoshiFan101

            WTF

          • YoshiFan101

            you are the strangest person on zelda dungeon ever! your beating me, thats a milestone

          • StationaryBomb

            Anyone stranger than Yepper is a real achievement of worthlessness.

          • crazymaskman

            thanx man :D

          • StationaryBomb

            Your the great kind of strange! I would totally be best buddies with you. AND WE ARE YAY!

          • YoshiFan101

            Da man is first, then yepper, than YoshiFan101. (I’m saying my name in third person cause there is somebody else named me)

          • michkori

            Grown ups have to pay bills and buy food first.

          • Nikki

            So true.

          • chris

            We should do a lottery pool!

          • Zoltier853

            I got a Wii U on February 10 (Saturday). I got most of my money from Christmas and report cards (I get money 4 good grades). I wanted the Wind Waker HD one, but the shops didn’t have it. I just got the Mario one instead.

          • http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/ Zelderp

            I never used an emulator, Wii U, or GameCube to play Wind Waker. I bought the GameCube version with a GameCube controller and played it on my Wii. Also Linktln is right, it is worth every penny.

      • The pirate Tetra

        I’am playing wind waker on a emulator on the computer

        • YoshiFan101

          cool, I played for a couple minutes at a party, then I had to leave… :(

        • StationaryBomb

          Emulators are so much fun. But it sucks when they crash and corrupt etc.

          • crazymaskman

            never done an emulater, I have over 130 nintendo games :D (takes up alot of shelf space :P )

          • StationaryBomb

            Nice, I need to get into collecting. One for myself and another for the future. Factory sealed games are going for over 1K :)

          • Hylianaura

            Forget collecting, do cosplay! I’m working on Link and Oliver (Ni No Kuni).

          • StationaryBomb

            People go crazy for that too, I’ll make em high quality all detail and sell em for big bucks :3

          • The pirate Tetra

            Ya i know my computer HATED the forsaken fortress but then again I did see myself a lot and man did i look awesome trying to attack Ganondorf!

    • LinktIn

      I’m telling you, it’s worth every penny.

  • NightmareXIV

    It was a good issue, but I’d love to see some Molgara music that is my favorite song in all of Zeldadom.

  • Zoltier853

    So much new comments, so much lag.

  • da man

    stationary bomb and the doctor together: be gone foul beast!

    me: *flees*

    • da man

      ps. i PROMISE it wasnt me downvoting!

      • crazymaskman

        you already said you were

        • StationaryBomb

          Major holes in this guy’s story XD

          • crazymaskman

            not very good liar XD

    • StationaryBomb

      MEEPMEEPMEEP WAFAWAFAWAFFLE TRALALALALA OH HOLY GOD OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING THAT IS EVERYTHINGNESSNESS HEAR THE CHANT OF YOU AND GIVE HELP TO US ALL HALLALALALJELUAH!

  • StationaryBomb

    Time to give my opinion on this subject. Kalle Demos reminded me a lot of the OoT Barinade (or whatever that jelly fish in Jabu Jabu is called) fight. The boomerang chain function was very effective and gave a good tutorial on its usage. Gohdan the humanlike boss reminded me of the Super Mario 64 boss inside the Pyramid (the hands one) if anyone can recall who that was or what it was called. I liked his boss fight because it made me feel like a bad arse being robin hood dodging and shooting all in the blink of an eye. Helmaroc King I liked a lot because when the story of how it captured your little sister sparks envy and revenge inside, it felt nice to give him a beating, but I hate to see him explode into a heart piece, I own a bird so I guess that’s why it was quite emotional. Nice article, for next week I think the theme should be memorable sidequests. IDK if you have already done that one but if you have I’m sure you haven’t covered them all. Thanks.

  • OcarinaPlayerOfTime

    You guys should do Twilight Princess Boss Battle music, it’s amazing, especially this one while stabbing the 2nd boss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Hry7FNeEE

    • hollander

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAB6JweCRBo

      I cannot say that TP hasn´t got nice theme music, but
      the music you´re posting I dislike, because When the theme is going on easy, suddenly that`tatatatattatatataaattaatatataaa comes up, bleeeewhh

    • K2L

      As much as I like TP’s music, I don’t really care about the fanfares when the boss is weak, since they’re too brief and incidential. Also, in my opinion, Blizzeta’s and Armogohma’s themes are the best (the latter theme is, in fact, the ONLY good thing about that joke of a boss).

  • DestroyerOfClockTown

    In general the music in Zelda is amazing.

  • Ghirahim

    I really enjoy these articles. Not only is it interesting to hear some of the great music in the series but the analysis of the songs is also incredibly interesting. Anyways, I’ve never played WW, so it was nice to hear music from the game. How I wish I had a Wii U…

  • Sean Gadus

    Love these articles too. They’re amazing. And the helmaroc theme is fantastic.

  • hollander

    Why isn´t SS coming up, the dungeons´ architecture is the nicest of all dungeons
    of all zelda´s and the koloktos-Moldarach boss theme I think is one of my favorites.
    but from TWW the Helmaroc theme wins.

    • K2L

      I would like a MBM article about that as well!

      • hollander

        yaa!

  • K2L

    Of all boss themes, I like Gohdan’s the most. =)

    One thing TWW doesn’t get enough (if any) credit for is for being the first game in the series in which each boss has its own theme.

    • Goldie

      I love Gohdan’s theme and fight. =)

  • Goldie

    Can you please do an article on skyward sword? The music in that game is so awesome!

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