Vintage Chateau Romani Recipe

After saving the cows of Romani Ranch from “Them” and protecting the special milk from hooded bandits in Majora’s Mask, one cannot help but imagine what the exclusive members only Chateau Romani milk would taste like. Sweet for certain, rich and creamy but with a kick that could last for 3-days. Thanks once again to The Geeky Chef, Zelda fans everywhere can now taste the most desirable of all forbidden milk in real life.

The Geeky Chef’s mission statement is to be a one-stop place for quality recipes based on fictional food. She starts off the recipe by sharing that Zelda is her all time favorite video game series! This time when you fill your bottle with this precious milk it will not cost 200 rupees to replenish all of your hearts and magic power.

Click on the jump to see the yummy list of ingredients, one of which is French Vanilla Ice Cream…

The Geeky Chef sees Majora’s Mask as the most underrated game of the Zelda franchise and tells us about moments that were special to her. Readers get a mini review of the game as she describes her inspiration to create this vintage concoction. Although Cremia urged her little sister Romani to wait until she is an adult to have her milk mustache, this recipe makes the drink for all ages. If you are under the drinking age for your area, simply do not include the Bailey’s Irish Cream. Otherwise, add the Baileys according to your taste and have at home the same experience that you had drinking at the Milk Bar, Latte.


1 or 2 smallish scoops French vanilla ice cream
1 c. milk
1/4 c. soda water
2 shots of Baileys Irish Cream (optional or substitute non-alcoholic Irish Cream)
Cinnamon (optional)
Nutmeg (optional)

Click the source link below to obtain the full recipe with directions and to see what other delicious versions fans came up with. Make sure you also check out her website which features tons of recipes dedicated to geekery. Why don’t you give this recipe a try and tell us what you think? Leave your stories in the comments below.

Source: The Geeky Chef

  • oozy the wolf

    gotta try this recipe

  • TReXD

    I knew it! It is alcoholic! I wonder what Link feels…
    Also Romani will be so hazy she will not feel the Moon falls.
    In short, drunk.

    • JeredenDonnar

      i think that was Cremia’s idea. To not let her sister know what was about to happen.

  • MM

    Just made two, one with Bailey’s and one without. With is definitely better, but both are sweet and very good!

  • JeredenDonnar

    How did she get this? Did she just make it up based on what it seems to be? Is there some reference or is it all just her inference?? Intersting, but true?

    • Jordan D.

      GeekyChef typically just makes recipes that best represent what the meal ought to be. So yeah, it’s a lot of speculation.

  • et34

    Mr. Barten, the man who runs the Milk Bar, illegally sold alcohol to a minor…

    • Turath

      If anyone had been through enough BS in his life to earn a drink, it would be Link.

      • MiniJen

        Especially considering all the incredibly creepy, disturbing stuff that happens to him in Majora’s Mask.

        • adleZ

          Such as the Happy Mask Salesman D:

  • Lexi Z

    Oh my….If only I wasn’t allergic to like….1/3 of the ingredients;) Just not able to legally have another 1/6….hmmm…how can I substitute…?

  • Nikki

    That sounds good to make! I have to buy some of the ingredients first and I will be leaving out the Irish cream.

  • JamesBond007

    Under 21? I think most countries ban alcohol to people under 18.

    • Rusty Shackleford


      • Peter Gensler

        Land of oppression, can’t do what you want to your own body. Bad enough with the illegal drug policies and resulting cartel warfare all over the americas. But I hear in at least one state you can’t buy big gulp anymore? That’s just funny.

        • wimpiam

          Oh no, 3 whole extra years!!! I love people complaining about not being able to put harmful chemicals in their bodies.

        • gamer

          Yes, that’s New York that banned the big gulp. The rest of America hates New York.

          • STRAYA

            …what even is a big gulp?

        • guest

          “You can’t buy a Big Gulp anymore? Psh, America! The land of oppression!”


          “What the hell, America? All you fatties need a 64-oz. Big Gulp?! The land of obesity!”

          Other countries never have a consistent opinion of the US.

    • Dragon Ball Zelda

      I think it would be cool if I lived in Germany, instead of America. The drinking age there is 13.

  • Mich

    You already posted this before, thanks.

    • Jordan D.

      We posted it to our Facebook page, and mentioned it in a post some months back, but it hasn’t gotten its own dedicated post before.

      You’re a fairly negative person, you know that?

      • Mich

        Being honest is negative?

        • Jordan D.

          You almost never post or comment unless you’re criticizing or complaining about something. I’d certainly say it’s always good to be critical of your entertainment outlets, but overall you never seem to have positive things to say; it’s always “Zelda Dungeon only posts old stuff!” or “You’ve posted this before!”

          Perhaps I don’t read comments sections enough, but I’ve never seen you say “I enjoyed this article” or “That’s an interesting bit of news” or anything like that.

          Just my two cents.

        • Rusty Shackleford

          Using half-truths to be a dick isn’t “honest”. Kill yourself. THAT’S both honest and negative.

    • bastian

      While it’s true that this has already appeared on our Facebook page, it has not appeared on the website here. Our Facebook page is a separate medium from the site in terms of what is/isn’t published there.

      • Brandikins11

        Regardless…this, this is actually really interesting. I seriously might try to make it.

  • Princess Niki

    I have tried the non-alcoholic version of this drink and it is very good. I put both nutmeg and cinnamon in mine.


    This looks epic!!! I need to make this!

  • WhiteSamurott

    I already knew about this….*tiny storm cloud appears above head*

  • baileygirl99

    i would probably just get a glass of milk and smack a label on it…i love milk…

  • The Hylian Monolith


    Non-alcoholic, of course.

    I know what I’m doing tomorrow!

  • Thomas Durand

    I need to try this

  • Altair_420

    Strange, to think of it this way.. I was like 10 when MM came out so it didnt really cross my mind that they were drinking alcoholic milk LOL . Now what cremia said finally makes sense.

  • ロジャース川奈

    I tried this and it’s really good…give it a try and drink responsibly :)

  • ロジャース川奈

    Spiced rum makes it more potent for all you hardcore types. :)