Majora’s Memes – Philosoraptor

KyleMarch 13th, 2013 by Kyle

Welcome to Majora’s Memes, where we bring you memetic madness weekly!

Like scouring Hyrule Field for bushes that hopefully contain Rupees or bombs or arrows, we search the Internet for Zelda-related laughs. This week our user contributed posts come from Linkisawesome, ShadowBeast, and Max. As always, we appreciate being passed stuff, but something to keep in mind is that a comic is not a meme. If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been trying to do less comics unless they incorporate a Legend of Zelda meme in them. ALso, I apologize again for the lateness of the article. I don’t have any excuses this time, I just forgot. Hopefully it won’t happen next week! But enough of that, let’s kick this week off!

Here’s our first post from Linkisawesome, who got it from Memebase. I’ve always been fond of Philosoraptor, but it’s not too often you don’t see one making a Zelda joke.

And a second one (also from Memebase)!

Now one from ShadowBeast. This is a case in point for what I was talking about. The comic ends with a meme, so it’s good.

And finally, our post from Max, who was inspired by the Spongebob joke from before.

And now here’s one from CobaltGemini on deviantART that was posted anonymously to Memebase.

For our final post of the week, we have another sidekick joke.

That concludes this week of Majora’s Memes! Again, really sorry about the post being late again, but here’s hoping that next week, I’ll be 100% back into the groove! As always, leave your comments, memes, and rupees!

Source: Memebase , deviantART , BananaMuffinMan

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  • TReXD

    very very short. but still fun.

  • TReXD
    • yous1964

      “What society thinks I do”
      If you know what I mean

  • Max

    Yay! Mine got featured! ^_^ Here, I have more! -Tumblr -Memecenter -Know your meme -Meme gamer comics -Zelda Universe
    One more: -Create meme

    Hope these help. ;)

  • JuicieJ

    mandym287 of the ZD forums made a Zelda version of Philosoraptor called Quizalfos. Check one of them out here.

    • Kyle

      Ooh that’s good!!

  • nicholasgbarbera

    I think the 5th is the funniest because it has 6 of my favorite characters from some of my favorite games. :D

    • Link_The_Ultimate_Chronomancer

      I recognized most of the character, but I didn’t get it. Care to enlighten me?

      • Nintendo4Ever

        It was originally posted with the caption, “awkward silence”

        • Kablamogroup

          Okay, I wish that caption was there, because that made the situation all the more funny! I mean, I got what the photo was getting at, but the caption along with the picture would have been golden!

  • Zelda4Life

    Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • JeredenDonnar

    I don’t get the third one at all.

    • Anonymous

      Ok. The refusal of all links in any comment I make is getting annoying…
      Just search for “excuse me princess” on youtube. Also “kiss me princess”. These are reasons 4-5 of why we don’t yet have a proper Zelda movie. Reasons 1-3 are the literally BS Zelda games, because of their cheesy pixelated chips.

      • et34

        BS is correct, if you get what I mean… lol

    • Cucco Link

      it’s from the animated cartoon series that was absolute rubbish, the joke was he said a quote from it that he’d say to the princess when she wouldn’t give him a kiss for saving him.

  • Nikki

    I didn’t think any of the characters from LOZ was in Wreck-It-Ralph. At least not from what I saw when I looked it up to see what characters were mentioned or in that movie.

    • Zelda is the Bomb!!!

      Deku Link appeared…. for around 5 seconds. And he was in the background. And virtually none of the newer Zelda fans would recognize him anyway. That movie had too much Sonic and not enough Zelda.

  • little big planet boss

    sackboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best charecter ever (besides link)

  • Blackbaldrik

    These are pretty great. (=
    But I take some issue with the first one. Zelda is pretty much never captured in avoidable ways.


    (1) LoZ: She battles with Ganondorf and actually manages to break the Triforce before being imprisoned.
    (2) AoL: She is betrayed and cursed to sleep forever, not actually captured.
    (3) ALttP: The entire kingdom is turned against her, allowing no escape. Then she is later plunged into the Dark World.
    (4) LA: Isn’t in this game.
    (5) OoT: Escapes and avoids capture for over 7 years, only taken by surprise after revealing who she is to Link.
    (6) MM: Isn’t in this game (mostly).
    (7) Oracle games: Isn’t in either game.
    (8) FS: Taken by surprise by Vaati.
    (9) WW: Doesn’t even know she’s Zelda, thus avoiding capture, then is captured under unknown circumstances in a place that is believed to be secure.
    (10) FS:A: Taken by surprise by Vaati (again).
    (11) MC: Turned to stone by Vaati.
    (12) TP: Surrenders to save Hyrule from total destruction by Zant.
    (13) PH: Vanishes mysteriously after boarding the ghost ship.
    (14) ST: Is (mostly*) assassinated by her adviser on the way to the tower. (*Technically still alive, but in spirit form)
    (15) SS: Taken by surprise, but not actually captured. Only captured at the end of the game due to surprise attack by Ghirahim. (At no point does Zelda have the Triforce of Wisdom in this game.)

    Sorry… I kind of snapped… Tired of the “Why Zelda is always kidnapped?” thing.

    • JononTomin

      haha, I mean, what would an avoidable way of capturing someone be then? They’ve pretty much covered all the bases in terms of ‘ways to be captured’ in this series I think :P

      • Blackbaldrik

        The only way someone could really avoid being captured is by having some prior knowledge that something bad is about to occur.
        Which is exactly how she avoided capture in OoT.

        • Captain Pink

          I think you guys should make a whole article on this subject.

          • Blackbaldrik

            Indeed someone should. Not me though. I am not confident that I’d be able to write an entire article on the subject even though I wrote quite a bit in these comments (Also, I am not a member of ZD staff, so I couldn’t if I wanted to.)

            I am pondering putting this subject on the ZD forums though. Get more people in on the discussion. (=

          • MasterOfSwords1

            Actually, you can contact ZD about writing a guest article. I asked once and Mases told me I could send it in so the staff could review it and possibly put it on the site, but I didn’t have the time to write it.

          • Blackbaldrik

            That’s cool, I did not know that.
            But I still don’t feel confident I could write something long/in-depth enough on the subject to be worth an article. But I shall keep it in mind, thank you. (=

    • Mahn

      To get technical, Zelda does get kidnapped in the Oracle games in the “linked” game when you “link” the two together using the password system.

    • Anonymous

      You haven’t played the second or third quest of the Oracle games have you? Zelda appears in both of those quests. Then again, you need either a code converter or the other game to reach those quests. I beat all 3 quests on each game.

      You also forgot the capture in SSBB, if that counts.

      If you want to complain about a princess kidnapping, try Princess Peach. At least Zelda is captured a variety of ways.

      • Blackbaldrik

        I played the bonus quest in both Oracle games.
        It just slipped my mind as it’s not part of the main game(s).

        • Johnson

          The linked game is canon

          • Blackbaldrik

            Never said it wasn’t.

      • Tehlul

        You probably can’t count that because i don’t think her capture was elaborated on

    • w826

      Its more like, avoid the suprises xD

    • PRDX4

      I recall, in LoZ, she never battled him according to in-game text. I could be wrong…

      But if she were smart enough, she would have thought her way out of ALL of those things. Or perhaps smart enough to escape once or twice.

      • Blackbaldrik

        I suppose she didn’t really battle Ganon personally, but he did invade the kingdom, and imprison her. (after she successfully hid the Triforce of Wisdom, and had Impa contact Link)

        She probably could have avoided capture in the Four Sword games by not standing so close to the wavering seal, I’ll grant you that.
        But having great wisdom doesn’t make one omnipresent. Most of the ways she is captured are unavoidable, even for the wise.

        Also, she does think her way out most of the time (unless she is frozen, asleep, turned to stone, doesn’t have the Triforce of Wisdom, or isn’t herself(Tetra)), usually with plans involving Link.

        • Kablamogroup

          Also, intelligence and wisdom are two different things. Here’s the way I think of it (and I may be paraphrasing a quote from someone, but I’m not positive): being intelligent is having incredible power of the mind (basically knowing how to create whatever comes to your mind); being wise is knowing the best way to use that power (you could either put together a schematic to build a powerful weapon, or draw up a blueprint for the restoration of a destroyed city or town).

          • Blackbaldrik

            Very true. I think Axle made that same point in a recent video. (=
            Zelda often displays great wisdom, rather than great intelligence (Although there is some overlap between wisdom and intelligence).

    • diabloaura

      She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she isn’t Peach dumb.

      • Zelda is the Bomb!!!

        Haha, no kidding! Peach never does ANYTHING useful!

    • VladNorris

      There’s one problem in Ocarina of Time caused by her, however. IT WAS HER FAULT GANONDORF GOT ACCES TO THE TRIFORCE.

      • Lupine Hero

        She didn’t have the Triforce of Wisdom at that point.

        • Blackbaldrik

          Plus, she was a child, and children are not well known for thinking too far ahead. (=

          • Kablamogroup

            Also, how was she suppposed to know that Link would be sealed away in the Sacred Realm for seven years after drawing the Master Sword? That detail never came to her in a prophetic dream, nor is it ever written anywhere. Basically, Link getting sealed away because he was too young was a huge surprise for everyone. Ganondorf just took advantage of the situation as it occured. So, yeah, it was her fault that Ganondorf got to the Triforce, but it didn’t help matters that Link got sealed away and put to sleep the moment he drew the Master Sword.

          • Blackbaldrik

            That too, lol. (=

  • Cucco Link


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  • Time’s Champion

    *jumps up and down* I have one!

  • Mseevers95

    I want t see Chell in the next Smash Bros

  • oozy the wolf

    if you wanna start complaining about princeses being captured complain about peach. she could beat bowser if she wanted but is to lazy to save herself.

  • awesome53

    you know why she is dumb enough to get captured? Because she’s blonde! (im not hatin on blondes)


    These are hilarious!

  • 60thchip

    Navi sais hay and listen… i get why she sais that, but does she say “phil” in oot? no one ever mentions that.

  • Zelda is the Bomb!!!

    I like the second-to-last one best.
    Wreck-It Ralph had too much Sonic and not enough Zelda. The only Zelda cameo was Deku Link, who was around for like 5 seconds. Why not something more recognizable. I mean really: How many new Zelda fans are gonna recognize Deku Link? Virtually none!