Dorkly bits: Zelda II Mature Scene

ConnorMarch 14th, 2012 by Connor

Ever stopped and think how Link actually gains health when he enters a house in Zelda II? Well the guys at Dorkly certainly did, and this recent video pretty much sums up their take on the matter. I must warn you that this video does contain sexual themes, so if your eyes are sensitive to that sort of material, then don’t play the video, or you can go ahead and watch it at your own peril.

Whether you watched the video or not, please feel free to post your comments below.

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  • Thareous

    Dorkly keeps getting weirder and weirder…

    • Sloane

      They’ve had some really good vids in the past, but recently, man… Very questionable.

  • Yeah


  • Mudbill

    :O That was… AMAZING!

  • VikzeLink

    It wasn’t that fun…… just kinda odd

  • Derek Johnson


  • Fares Basri

    Ouch!…right in the childhood… ;_;

  • JuicieJ

    What did I just watch? XD

  • Chiraku

    Perverted little mess. Bravo ZD. Bravo.

  • Norm the Conqueror

    :o… I’m scarred for life.

  • Jack

    *Stares at bowl of Cereal* Oh God….I’m gonna be sick O_o

  • PetrifiedDeku

    hilarious. are there a bunch of nine year olds with no sense of humors here or something? 

    • Jono

      I believe there are several younger folks that frequent this site. Including me, but I watch southpark, so I’m used to this stuff. ^.^

    • Thareous

      im liek 8. pwz b nic.

      • VikzeLink

        Im 18, so I understood it fully… but it just wasn’t that funny

        • JuanK

          im 13 and i understood it… its messed up though

          • qwertyuiop

            Is there any other way to do that WITHOUT making it messed up? No, so why say it? We can all agree it’s messed up, but saying it makes it repetative and redundant.

          • Fake ZD Staff

             I’m 11 and i understood

      • Ghirahim’s Sidekick

        Im 8 too

        • Theluikinz

          In be 9 so har

          • Fake ZD Staff

            I’m 11 and i’ve already lost my virginity… Is that sad, or good?

          • Shadow Link

            WOOT WOOT your luckey man

        • Anonymous

          Furious! Outraged! Sick with  anger! Not only do I have a fan who wishes he was my sidekick, but (s)he is only 8 years old???

          • Shadow Link

            dude ill kill you with shadow master sword

          • Aedan Garcia

            OH wow, stealing his quote from his lecture before the first fight and then altering it towards you own needs, a little above Ghirahim, no?  Also, if you go onto my YouTube channel, I have reasons you beat Link, my name is Hydreigon99.

          • Ruby

            Fangirls! Well, my brother dose call you the DESTROYER you are such a character!

          • Rydelsinthecity

            Ya. I am demise and i turned you into the dark master sword. Now that youre dead, your sudekick joined me, the final boss

          • RydelsVacuums

            That video was messed up.

  • Teh other guy





    • Dragon Ball Zelda

      Grow up, dumbass.

    • Fake ZD Staff

       Calm Down, Calm Down, Now get dressed and let me buy you a GREAT BIG BOWL!!!

  • Guest

    lol that was kinda funny, but it kinda went too far. 

  • Pianomancuber

    Bahahaha!  This was exactly what I thought happened.

    • Heriod77777

      So did I think that was what happened in AoL.

  • Calex

    That was really bad.

    • Heriod77777

      No. You know you liked it, lol.

    • Kablamogroup

      You have to admit, though, the follow-up to this video would be a LOT worse.

  • Newbie


    • Newbie

      zelda dungeon… what have you done?……

      • Heriod77777

        How fakingly dramatic.

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  • Max

    Bahahahahaha that was the best one yet!

  • Bagajr

    Meh… seemed kinda obvious, not really creative, but I guess it wasn’t bad. Dorkly has done much better.

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  • Azure Sage

    I will never look at bowls the same way again.

  • Robotortoise

    Was the bowl over the head thing supposed to be a Skyrim reference?

    ….Dorkly, that video was CREEPY. :/

    • Daemon Tsukiyama

       She carries a bowl on her head in the town, maybe you should try playing older games and you wouldn’t assume it is a reference outside of Zelda II

      • Robotortoise

        Oh. Sorry. XD

        Actually, I haven’t even played Skyrim. And I HAVE played Zelda II, just haven’t gotten to the bowl thing yet. Or maybe I just haven’t been very observant. :/

  • Geauxzelda

    hahahahahahaha the magic part was the best

  • Heriod77777

    That was funny, some people are pretty stupid because it said that there was maturity needed for watching it.

  • Jono

    This was hilarious. It’s your own fault for watching, it was pretty obvious what it would be about.

  • LiquidOmega

    XD Absolutely hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    The bowl on her head WTF?!?!

  • Mastergfm

    sister around?

  • Anonymous

    That’s a very inaccurate title; this isn’t mature at all.

    • Mudbill

      Mature as in Childish-Mature humor that real matures don’t laugh of as much as childish people, but Mature as in inappropriate stuff that children shouldn’t watch, but Childish as in every 10 year old nowadays knows what sex is. It’s not as Mature as it used to be, but people still think of it as such.

  • Alysssa~

    o___o Link is a bitch… O3o

  • Kablamogroup

    Everything got really bad when Link asked about her sister. I remember that the woman who gave you magic was an elderly woman. So…”seeing” how the health thing gets done, it is assumed the same would be done for magic, and thinking that Link would do this with an old woman for some magic is very disturbing. Yes, even more disturbing than what was shown in this video.

    • Kablamogroup

      I gotta say, though. the part just before Link asked the sister question was pretty funny: The woman’s text box: “…”, then Link a few seconds later: “sorry”.

      • Linkasourous

        what, did link break her bowl?

  • Anonymous

    A bowl on her head? wtf???

    • qwertyuiop

      How interesting to see you on the site, Lord Ghirahim.

  • Guest

    Really makes you wonder how he heals with the fairies… and heart containers must… oh. Oh. Good God.

  • DNA

    Wow… This was pathetic… Even though we all knew what it was going to be about, it could have been done so much better…

  • Thpmasedurand

    every time i talked to here I alawy thought what did she do in there

  • qwertyuiop

    …My eyes are burning with what they said…
    “Is your sister around? I’m low on magic.” lol.
    “…Get out.”

  • Aedan Garcia

    It says “Weither” instead of “Weather”.  I notice EVERYTHING!

  • Aedan Garcia

    no cereal bowl should ever be treated that way

  • Linkasourous

    what did he break her bowl?

  • Guest

     So that is why the old guy in the first one always gave you a sword… the hard-wooden sword… the white sword… and finally the master one.  You always had to master your sword before the old man would give it to you.

  • Link

    To Aedan Garcia, it should say “whether”, not “weither” or “weather”.

  • Guitardude22

    I had been wondering about this… Link really was having an erection through the entire game!

  • :p I am me

    I always figured elf meant small, but after this not so much, no offense to elves.

  • Neutopia

    The bowl huh ahaha, that’s so amazing.  xD

  • Midnafan

    that was so inappropriate but hilarious

  • Ootmonger

    Im eleven and i got it perfect.

  • coolgirlluvsupre

    best thing I’ve watched in a loooong time

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