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Dorkly Bits: Zelda’s Boyfriend

MasesJanuary 9th, 2012 by Mases

Over at Dorkly it seems there is almost always something that is Legend of Zelda related that pops up. This recent video shows Link from the original Legend of Zelda defeating Ganon and saving Princess Zelda. There is catch though, instead of Link getting the girl at the end, Zelda’s Boyfriend shows up? It’s quite humorous and a unique take on the whole Link and Zelda relationship. Go ahead and make the jump to check out the video.

Thanks to RHhylian for sending this in.

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  • Azzaboy

    First XD, kinda weird video :P

    • Bullen2

      Im FIRST to tell how annoying it is to write “first” on the first comment!
      the tips is to write something fun instead… then you get a lot likes =)

  • Anonymous

    LOL, those Dorkly vids always crack me up.

    That was great..especially at the end
    “Zel’ your stomachs lookin’ mad flat, you gotta get locked in dungeons more often!”

    My fav still has to be Link and the Portal Gun.

  • Jderome1

    I hate Mike. Screw you Zelda X(

  • Anonymous

    Zelda has a thing for trashy boyfriends apparently.
    Poor Link!  

  • loRloR

    …. uh, okai? haha :D

  • Jks

    lol mikes funny

  • Bullen2

    …well

  • Guest

    …disturbing ending

    • Heriod77777

      Video sucked! Not funny to turn Zelda into a screwy cartoon like that! ( WW has an exception and isn’t screwy) Zelda acted weird and Link talked, I hate MIKE! This should never happen again.

  • Erahts

    ZD’s hit a new low scrapping the bottom of the Dorkly Bits barrel.

    I mean, I just didn’t like it due to it being so unimaginative and poorly thought out, like it was something some kid thought up while ignoring a teacher’s lecture at school. It was just that bad to me. Am I wrong for thinking that? Is this just a trolling? I seriously doubt it. Watch for yourself and then tell me it’s not crap with a straight face.

    • Anonymous

      ..then tell me it’s not crap with a straight face.

      o_o
      “It’s not crap”

      • Erahts

        I bet you also think all of your daddy’s jokes are hilarious as well…

        • Anonymous

          Yep
          Better than your momma’s

          • Erahts

            Well I bet my momma’s jokes are still better than your other dad’s.

          • Heriod77777

            Its n- not- not……. ITS FUCKING CRAP! Lol I hate it.

          • Super Smash Sis

            It’s just a video.

    • Charlotte

      It’s not crap. :P

    • SquadalaCarpetGuy

      They posted it because it’s a Zelda video. It’s not really funny, but enjoyable to watch. Its not crap.

    • Hylian

      are you sad cause link didn’t get the girl?

      • Heriod77777

        I am, I dont want Zelda turning into something stupid like that video or I will fall.

    • Guest

      thats exactly what happened, this dude thought of it during his teachers lecture lol. but it was brilliant! common its just for laughs, not to be taken seriously. 

    • peanut

      Yeah I totally agree. This thing is aweful, not funny at all and that stupid “Mike” character is a total douche, like a tipical dumb-uncultivated jock. It is terrible, it’s crap with a straight face in capital letters, I hate it.

  • http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005S0W0MS/?tag=signalpublis-20 Thareous

    Nintendo better not lay anything like this on us.

    • Anonymous

      That would be so annoying… kind of like “Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle!”, except ten times worse!

    • Erahts

      They only already did with a million mushroom boys popping out of the bag instead of the princess. Now go take your buhjina-faced avatar and gtfo of here with your unwarranted and redundant rhetoric, XD!

  • SquadalaCarpetGuy

    But Link goes on the quest because he’s a traveling adventurer who Impa stops and tells him that he needs to save Hyrule, right?

    Anyways, he’d still get laid in the end.

    • Anonymous

      Nice Username :D

      • Anonymous

        Squadala, we are off!

  • Anonymous

    I love Dorkly.

    • Heriod77777

      Really?! The video is EXACTLY like something a kid thinks up during school and not paying attention to the teacher.

      • Anonymous

        I never specified this particular video, I was talking about the website it came from. 

  • http://silverfire101.deviantart.com/ Go Skyward

    “5 ruppees… you do know I went though EIGHT dungeons RIGHT?!”

    I can relate >.<…. I play Zelda from the goodness of my heart! And that wiggly feeling when you've beat a Zelda games after killing Link who knows how many times :D

    • Anonymous

      Well those of us who are very good at Zelda don’t kill Link….
      Okay, maybe once or twice, but not enough to say “who knows how many times”

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, I’m finished with my second run of Skyward Sword, and I’ve only died twice (although I haven’t summoned up the courage to try hero mode yet: YIKES!!)  That is assuming you don’t count silent realm deaths.  I died a bunch my first time playing TP though XD

        • http://silverfire101.deviantart.com/ Go Skyward

          I died a LOT in TP… some where just fails because I didn’t know what I was doing xD. I’ve only died one so far in Skyward Sword, not counting that one death in the Silent realm in the forest.

        • SquadalaCarpetGuy

          Really? TP was way easier and much more boring for me compared to Skyward Sword. The side Quests were also lame as well as the Magic Armor being a complete waste.

      • http://silverfire101.deviantart.com/ Go Skyward

        lol I am not the greatest video game player in the world. But I have been getting better, so far in Skyward Sword I’ve only killed him once! :D

      • AgeOfGlenn

        I’ve died twice in the first game, once in AoL, five times in LA because it was the first Zelda I’ve ever played, at least 10 on the Forest Temple Stalfos battle in OoT :P , once in MM because I got confused with where the hell the Clock Tower was in relation to the Deku Flower on the Last Night, and never in tMC, PH or SS.  

  • ZeldaPony

    Poor Link! Going through ALL that hardship, THINKING maaaaybe he’ll get the girl and BAM! Her crappy boyfriend turns up…Sounds like a typical fanfiction, if I’m completely honest :S

  • Neo Variable

    man poor link… at least there’s another zelda he could get lucky with

    • Anonymous

      in another life…

      • AgeOfGlenn

        I think he means the one from AoL. Same Link, different Zelda.

        • Anonymous

          I’m not sure I believe that… That would mean two Zeldas were living at the same time. Thats like two Links at the same time

  • Walter Bomba

    LOL, these videos are awesome, I can’t wait to see more.  :D

  • fused_shadows

    Sucks to be Link. Looks like he’ll have to wait until Zelda 2. It appears Mike has left her in that game ;-)

  • Anonymous

    Gosh! Why does everyone think that any one Link is the Hero of Time?! It’s almost as bad as calling Link “Zelda!”

    • SquadalaCarpetGuy

      Well, Dorkly is known for these style videos. It could be Ocarina of Time. It isn’t a pixelated game, so it would just make sense to pick that one.

  • Skybird11

    Now Link’s 5 rupees richer than I.

  • LinksDestiny

    0_0 …..that…was disturbing.

  • awsomeMrlink

     I would stab the boyfriend in the stomach…..then bomb arrow him to the knee(Making him say,”I used to be Zelda’s boyfriend like you but then I took a bomb arrow to the knee”)……then shovel to the face!

  • John_tillyard

    eight dungeons? the original game has nine!

  • Alysssa

    Wow… Five rupees… You get 5 rupees every time you slash in the grass!

  • Anonymous

    Okay. Nevermind that Mike has the same name as me. I feel sorry for Link there. o.o

  • GoingBonkz

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  • Nicholasgbarbera

    I think Link should have assassinated Mike and forgot about zelda.And come on 5 rupees!You get that much when you smash pots!Poor Link.

  • Guest

    Poor Link fighting through 8    dungeons, he only got 5 rupees. Mike didn’t showed up  in neither zelda games. Link was suppost to get like 100-200 rupees for working so hard.

  • markasscop

    in this universe,i assume skyward zelda hooked up with groose

  • MichMasteR

    gotta love Zelda Dungeon and their OLD NEWS… that happens when you dont “hire” people who are always updated :D

  • Anonymous

    Sure hope that isn’t what Link and Zelda sound like if they put voice acting in the next game.

    • Heriod77777

      Agreed.

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  • Anonymous

    All I can say is… LOL!

  • A_LINK_IN_TIME

    Obsession, Mases?

  • Super Smash Sis